{"title":"Self-Deprecating Photography Humor","description":"\u003cp\u003eSelf-deprecating photography t-shirts — because nobody roasts photographers better than photographers. GAS, missed focus, chimping, shooting too many frames, and all the other habits we pretend we don't have. Funny photographer apparel that hits close to home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e30-day no-nonsense guarantee \u003c\/strong\u003e— love it, or we'll make it right. No returns needed. No hassle.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"film-isnt-dead-t-shirt","title":"Film Isn't Dead T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor photographers who know the struggle. The 4 AM alarms. The missed shots. The lens that cost more than the car.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePrinted to order in the USA — no waste, no warehouse full of unsold stock. Comfortable enough for 12-hour shoots. Designs with technically accurate settings and self-deprecating humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot generic camera memes. Not motivational nonsense. \u003cstrong\u003eJust gear for photographers who respect the craft and can laugh at the absurdity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":46802402771110,"sku":"25750409183455373689","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":46802403000486,"sku":"29384457620084198193","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":46802403229862,"sku":"10915419622938282681","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":46802403459238,"sku":"85966536512857047367","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":46802403688614,"sku":"24327568462809265166","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":46802403917990,"sku":"11935343059983800497","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":46802404147366,"sku":"75224339130491052622","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":46802402672806,"sku":"18447913211963796074","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":46802402902182,"sku":"16614007007925041522","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":46802403131558,"sku":"32002599364218176329","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":46802403360934,"sku":"60253931978096409780","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":46802403590310,"sku":"31140729721915420121","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":46802403819686,"sku":"28880161268921396686","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":46802404049062,"sku":"20450193794554269158","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":46802402803878,"sku":"33606343246712593346","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":46802403033254,"sku":"30968762964399298167","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":46802403262630,"sku":"86903234389303330990","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":46802403492006,"sku":"17843580844480835036","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":46802403721382,"sku":"30345914886121261267","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":46802403950758,"sku":"78955015971463511465","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":46802404180134,"sku":"29369223971228468680","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":46802402640038,"sku":"20271467506282345371","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":46802402869414,"sku":"10105743039331864046","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":46802403098790,"sku":"10841457320738680124","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":46802403328166,"sku":"46609448096839537316","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":46802403557542,"sku":"14383215253991482099","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":46802403786918,"sku":"18047343368404011741","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":46802404016294,"sku":"11903639936302431549","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":46802402705574,"sku":"16531054387484840821","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":46802402934950,"sku":"19145135472171180311","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":46802403164326,"sku":"40300914926371328983","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":46802403393702,"sku":"30026141625300011544","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":46802403623078,"sku":"63114620328200046672","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":46802403852454,"sku":"11088271356413162849","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":46802404081830,"sku":"17561901516620058487","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":46802402738342,"sku":"13736516462385428898","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":46802402967718,"sku":"31611935876897769333","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":46802403197094,"sku":"32497815908696535691","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":46802403426470,"sku":"12977759975762664610","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":46802403655846,"sku":"14010553034206151710","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":46802403885222,"sku":"23640229907351390727","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":46802404114598,"sku":"32152042879443307153","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/3247\/9654\/files\/t-shirt-black-s-film-i-snt-dead-t-shirt-1202618248.jpg?v=1762227485"},{"product_id":"its-not-hoarding-t-shirt","title":"It's Not Hoarding T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor photographers who know the struggle. The 4 AM alarms. The missed shots. The lens that cost more than the car.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePrinted to order in the USA — no waste, no warehouse full of unsold stock. Comfortable enough for 12-hour shoots. Designs with technically accurate settings and self-deprecating humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot generic camera memes. Not motivational nonsense. \u003cstrong\u003eJust gear for photographers who respect the craft and can laugh at the absurdity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":46802631000230,"sku":"15054032032382948396","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":46802631229606,"sku":"15718236412209584664","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":46802631458982,"sku":"13333484262455299365","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":46802631688358,"sku":"12275411589985121124","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":46802631917734,"sku":"82355215431726715997","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":46802632147110,"sku":"25082801471496266712","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":46802632376486,"sku":"28993974114558620245","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":46802630901926,"sku":"13104375133552386842","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":46802631131302,"sku":"17745535867642114513","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":46802631360678,"sku":"11504640940183983421","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":46802631590054,"sku":"26597363998504297321","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":46802631819430,"sku":"27185244888693953455","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":46802632048806,"sku":"77133188200214349277","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":46802632278182,"sku":"28424567216758527265","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":46802631032998,"sku":"26025975848888054433","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":46802631262374,"sku":"14856835813118387359","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":46802631491750,"sku":"39130449312016863646","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":46802631721126,"sku":"41734081378847441885","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":46802631950502,"sku":"25723846649522206486","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":46802632179878,"sku":"66855718863419448478","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":46802632409254,"sku":"26686781978212878350","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":46802630869158,"sku":"35653782831525979787","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":46802631098534,"sku":"23167744993211618894","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":46802631327910,"sku":"11176407844396408486","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":46802631557286,"sku":"27890374651953616521","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":46802631786662,"sku":"17802643911981793409","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":46802632016038,"sku":"10933726169801199170","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":46802632245414,"sku":"27404735622824113803","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":46802630934694,"sku":"13112558340282578641","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":46802631164070,"sku":"30793083539024727980","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":46802631393446,"sku":"25918565883547384315","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":46802631622822,"sku":"31528016039915065547","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":46802631852198,"sku":"15950068161934018123","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":46802632081574,"sku":"25030665735545043036","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":46802632310950,"sku":"16144958531245921154","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":46802630967462,"sku":"31437470817039936184","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":46802631196838,"sku":"33963456413667849721","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":46802631426214,"sku":"19946015108199040163","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":46802631655590,"sku":"11630440395658200040","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":46802631884966,"sku":"56599375226395251674","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":46802632114342,"sku":"14735176841763705672","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":46802632343718,"sku":"16063406673234768063","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/3247\/9654\/files\/t-shirt-black-s-it-s-not-hoarding-t-shirt-1202618227.jpg?v=1762227737"},{"product_id":"editing-t-shirt","title":"Editing T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor photographers who know the struggle. The 4 AM alarms. The missed shots. The lens that cost more than the car.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePrinted to order in the USA — no waste, no warehouse full of unsold stock. Comfortable enough for 12-hour shoots. Designs with technically accurate settings and self-deprecating humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot generic camera memes. Not motivational nonsense. \u003cstrong\u003eJust gear for photographers who respect the craft and can laugh at the absurdity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":46802640732326,"sku":"18008198077168663930","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":46802640961702,"sku":"83817807679296706172","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":46802641191078,"sku":"73553740983478278999","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":46802641420454,"sku":"24845047690954136626","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":46802641649830,"sku":"16072101853146930127","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":46802641879206,"sku":"22022303943832986956","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":46802642108582,"sku":"90045241628966975727","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":46802640634022,"sku":"20870519511133384912","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":46802640863398,"sku":"25947860359154961803","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":46802641092774,"sku":"15235047331280804543","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":46802641322150,"sku":"57877746785962264699","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":46802641551526,"sku":"24355746056781526148","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":46802641780902,"sku":"17238549401543318326","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":46802642010278,"sku":"20274233722361131044","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":46802640765094,"sku":"28494731251205940159","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":46802640994470,"sku":"23582443370901422385","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":46802641223846,"sku":"94706988863892414492","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":46802641453222,"sku":"32931077947232554999","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":46802641682598,"sku":"29650359301593927677","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":46802641911974,"sku":"18406742829940981451","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":46802642141350,"sku":"28552634140818125006","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":46802640601254,"sku":"12626478526759082045","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":46802640830630,"sku":"96918616864906157104","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":46802641060006,"sku":"96712397114244294347","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":46802641289382,"sku":"31428807002189420618","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":46802641518758,"sku":"33383810885328097968","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":46802641748134,"sku":"19450953076932557063","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":46802641977510,"sku":"15653540829952726549","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":46802640666790,"sku":"40944965241991680467","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":46802640896166,"sku":"29747422557470655166","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":46802641125542,"sku":"64913838120246164879","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":46802641354918,"sku":"26478673327652881265","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":46802641584294,"sku":"16145995733372248539","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":46802641813670,"sku":"26703992360249987254","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":46802642043046,"sku":"23328275718999863215","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":46802640699558,"sku":"12809480367796783322","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":46802640928934,"sku":"29798211855209307500","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":46802641158310,"sku":"66419671116336977327","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":46802641387686,"sku":"31454626987104748949","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":46802641617062,"sku":"28902481448294944393","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":46802641846438,"sku":"33818168309701687683","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":46802642075814,"sku":"31567994356291988764","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/3247\/9654\/files\/t-shirt-black-s-editing-t-shirt-1202618344.jpg?v=1762227964"},{"product_id":"the-camera-sutra-t-shirt","title":"The Camera Sutra T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor photographers who know the struggle. The 4 AM alarms. The missed shots. The lens that cost more than the car.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePrinted to order in the USA — no waste, no warehouse full of unsold stock. Comfortable enough for 12-hour shoots. Designs with technically accurate settings and self-deprecating humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot generic camera memes. Not motivational nonsense. \u003cstrong\u003eJust gear for photographers who respect the craft and can laugh at the absurdity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":46802882953382,"sku":"19932586085047236571","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":46802883182758,"sku":"17347198239980690376","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":46802883412134,"sku":"18916820634122291121","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":46802883641510,"sku":"22336761326655038566","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":46802883870886,"sku":"40313634724322714604","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":46802884100262,"sku":"37239841378517011862","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":46802884329638,"sku":"70964403391832681026","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":46802882855078,"sku":"24227762531715752537","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":46802883084454,"sku":"30263904809687383778","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":46802883313830,"sku":"88806105411180777497","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":46802883543206,"sku":"33276287888827620505","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":46802883772582,"sku":"24502701164819316634","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":46802884001958,"sku":"16812221454962730265","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":46802884231334,"sku":"58913857459743382758","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":46802882986150,"sku":"46725296939105355295","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":46802883215526,"sku":"10292021814243944683","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":46802883444902,"sku":"28375032383347195095","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":46802883674278,"sku":"29452661402757213870","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":46802883903654,"sku":"13800005135860876995","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":46802884133030,"sku":"31327443894933168545","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":46802884362406,"sku":"40674615481878678660","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":46802882822310,"sku":"31720257944784309372","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":46802883051686,"sku":"12102072450169862780","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":46802883281062,"sku":"71909501214912806305","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":46802883510438,"sku":"86538703096993053270","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":46802883739814,"sku":"30693886948960622619","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":46802883969190,"sku":"32258920262964474671","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":46802884198566,"sku":"27723515363070979378","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":46802882887846,"sku":"22631323379758304526","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":46802883117222,"sku":"13969922169339450433","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":46802883346598,"sku":"26458761072847176229","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":46802883575974,"sku":"15444204412400749890","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":46802883805350,"sku":"30686639729901774070","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":46802884034726,"sku":"11403158109357823599","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":46802884264102,"sku":"32495533180776608413","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":46802882920614,"sku":"55222128403937888142","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":46802883149990,"sku":"29962100280248782280","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":46802883379366,"sku":"31000059970501260315","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":46802883608742,"sku":"33634429242156675689","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":46802883838118,"sku":"47773538106375761783","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":46802884067494,"sku":"18274073106282575370","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":46802884296870,"sku":"10297203103267236664","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/3247\/9654\/files\/t-shirt-black-s-the-camera-sutra-t-shirt-1202618253.jpg?v=1762231447"},{"product_id":"will-wait-t-shirt","title":"Will Wait T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor photographers who know the struggle. The 4 AM alarms. The missed shots. The lens that cost more than the car.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePrinted to order in the USA — no waste, no warehouse full of unsold stock. Comfortable enough for 12-hour shoots. Designs with technically accurate settings and self-deprecating humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot generic camera memes. Not motivational nonsense. \u003cstrong\u003eJust gear for photographers who respect the craft and can laugh at the absurdity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":46803038568614,"sku":"27011233751541275009","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":46803038797990,"sku":"32515748677410154243","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":46803039027366,"sku":"84445418559060293370","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":46803039256742,"sku":"26594642946698267567","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":46803039486118,"sku":"20649905389048043735","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":46803039715494,"sku":"86150358300625545092","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":46803039944870,"sku":"48053218579050228691","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":46803038535846,"sku":"13240081584946886246","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":46803038765222,"sku":"30628395346152021243","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":46803038994598,"sku":"20352075323846041557","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":46803039223974,"sku":"27065912402069852309","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":46803039453350,"sku":"30662798789756032646","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":46803039682726,"sku":"22882422020418822372","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":46803039912102,"sku":"11353837986550442219","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":46803038437542,"sku":"90113905725814834705","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":46803038666918,"sku":"11347189564716224406","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":46803038896294,"sku":"98996079224543905433","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":46803039125670,"sku":"29557020031601243809","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":46803039355046,"sku":"20359861212450980469","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":46803039584422,"sku":"17207589539820787694","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":46803039813798,"sku":"26394749246112410280","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":46803038404774,"sku":"10812386096575217837","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":46803038634150,"sku":"32371896482575773504","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":46803038863526,"sku":"14428126950900504008","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":46803039092902,"sku":"26918887349119034239","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":46803039322278,"sku":"31609592248569711169","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":46803039551654,"sku":"18547526432752791674","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":46803039781030,"sku":"33508535422149351262","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":46803038470310,"sku":"19347476307715049795","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":46803038699686,"sku":"14408930672879568653","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":46803038929062,"sku":"32652425850643766088","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":46803039158438,"sku":"18066550126680710862","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":46803039387814,"sku":"28929722438535574932","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":46803039617190,"sku":"24657087228141143600","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":46803039846566,"sku":"12110422316408122682","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":46803038503078,"sku":"33871546664220563336","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":46803038732454,"sku":"30881390594765328905","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":46803038961830,"sku":"31897006849734285186","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":46803039191206,"sku":"74652106187576597227","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":46803039420582,"sku":"25778766270039046073","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":46803039649958,"sku":"29655163005858514154","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":46803039879334,"sku":"32765624466731373323","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/3247\/9654\/files\/t-shirt-military-green-s-will-wait-t-shirt-1202718464.jpg?v=1762226291"},{"product_id":"photographer-definition-t-shirt","title":"Photographer Definition T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor photographers who know the struggle. The 4 AM alarms. The missed shots. The lens that cost more than the car.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePrinted to order in the USA — no waste, no warehouse full of unsold stock. Comfortable enough for 12-hour shoots. Designs with technically accurate settings and self-deprecating humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot generic camera memes. Not motivational nonsense. \u003cstrong\u003eJust gear for photographers who respect the craft and can laugh at the absurdity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":46803046301862,"sku":"21937589022872953087","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":46803046531238,"sku":"53794005379164643950","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":46803046760614,"sku":"73711284783663338199","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":46803046989990,"sku":"30453877625970554108","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":46803047219366,"sku":"80108052282180790918","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":46803047448742,"sku":"17155892519047874723","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":46803047678118,"sku":"11989022287836217425","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":46803046203558,"sku":"22040025584387950199","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":46803046432934,"sku":"11380265460236786592","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":46803046662310,"sku":"16982560025116259645","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":46803046891686,"sku":"13831230622046388741","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":46803047121062,"sku":"14247214887678027508","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":46803047350438,"sku":"26424088938146410919","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":46803047579814,"sku":"26961541879226795440","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":46803046334630,"sku":"23151748644843805200","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":46803046564006,"sku":"55333657036651205927","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":46803046793382,"sku":"33684546722319744336","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":46803047022758,"sku":"33189717933193283504","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":46803047252134,"sku":"30576163275878625247","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":46803047481510,"sku":"28832369839124302263","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":46803047710886,"sku":"19030801635003591281","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":46803046170790,"sku":"14267329614452204285","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":46803046400166,"sku":"20328143291657329431","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":46803046629542,"sku":"33149893833449782106","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":46803046858918,"sku":"17397058745611013097","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":46803047088294,"sku":"16700289185637252763","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":46803047317670,"sku":"57152426872468069296","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":46803047547046,"sku":"18498979481443380475","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":46803046236326,"sku":"14364846267914064544","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":46803046465702,"sku":"32381299035234489728","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":46803046695078,"sku":"23578195263343446977","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":46803046924454,"sku":"31003618886525192265","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":46803047153830,"sku":"29178106488280374108","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":46803047383206,"sku":"29634244743738228100","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":46803047612582,"sku":"78503670464426446968","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":46803046269094,"sku":"20540992233274550434","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":46803046498470,"sku":"13493588935536122794","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":46803046727846,"sku":"29694802055399938931","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":46803046957222,"sku":"77082083298799284171","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":46803047186598,"sku":"32195074777652740645","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":46803047415974,"sku":"14440303601895644446","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":46803047645350,"sku":"12127153052429472288","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/3247\/9654\/files\/t-shirt-black-s-photographer-definition-t-shirt-1202718641.jpg?v=1762222095"},{"product_id":"bokeh-t-shirt","title":"Bokeh T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor photographers who know the struggle. The 4 AM alarms. The missed shots. The lens that cost more than the car.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePrinted to order in the USA — no waste, no warehouse full of unsold stock. Comfortable enough for 12-hour shoots. Designs with technically accurate settings and self-deprecating humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot generic camera memes. Not motivational nonsense. \u003cstrong\u003eJust gear for photographers who respect the craft and can laugh at the absurdity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":46803048235174,"sku":"30559116545563197260","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":46803048464550,"sku":"12179371118021678222","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":46803048693926,"sku":"30741088479226295422","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":46803048923302,"sku":"46422081532425421902","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":46803049152678,"sku":"19977769962583299894","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":46803049382054,"sku":"28245117039568252515","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":46803049611430,"sku":"23482212040357170820","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":46803048136870,"sku":"70994592820394003459","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":46803048366246,"sku":"19257092696616062046","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":46803048595622,"sku":"18359548120132063838","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":46803048824998,"sku":"32107280627145568107","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":46803049054374,"sku":"89751748362981540718","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":46803049283750,"sku":"72298587631410992233","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":46803049513126,"sku":"32460577403589976567","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":46803048267942,"sku":"17833122388278506283","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":46803048497318,"sku":"29891811621314000015","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":46803048726694,"sku":"28712080076209104551","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":46803048956070,"sku":"25113160314451925542","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":46803049185446,"sku":"15034919861225785422","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":46803049414822,"sku":"16476735516227663982","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":46803049644198,"sku":"30079531706323787765","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":46803048104102,"sku":"11156778906033065430","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":46803048333478,"sku":"17579667685577099044","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":46803048562854,"sku":"12794823972512953276","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":46803048792230,"sku":"51212086393440004577","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":46803049021606,"sku":"29762456512512968503","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":46803049250982,"sku":"33840127970346944579","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":46803049480358,"sku":"18239887377850099395","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":46803048169638,"sku":"16878242846941014854","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":46803048399014,"sku":"19291885322621512410","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":46803048628390,"sku":"26603695371907660545","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":46803048857766,"sku":"20363482076104510413","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":46803049087142,"sku":"55611976488096562184","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":46803049316518,"sku":"24665453259960775312","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":46803049545894,"sku":"65872492183538928771","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":46803048202406,"sku":"25188490701879020660","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":46803048431782,"sku":"73435912750807066558","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":46803048661158,"sku":"75970823582907358118","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":46803048890534,"sku":"96409914332081732689","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":46803049119910,"sku":"14792375563359695969","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":46803049349286,"sku":"18815583663672705878","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":46803049578662,"sku":"31977942045566996244","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/3247\/9654\/files\/t-shirt-black-s-bokeh-t-shirt-1202718508.jpg?v=1762226893"},{"product_id":"out-of-focus-t-shirt","title":"Out Of Focus T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor photographers who know the struggle. The 4 AM alarms. The missed shots. The lens that cost more than the car.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePrinted to order in the USA — no waste, no warehouse full of unsold stock. Comfortable enough for 12-hour shoots. Designs with technically accurate settings and self-deprecating humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot generic camera memes. Not motivational nonsense. \u003cstrong\u003eJust gear for photographers who respect the craft and can laugh at the absurdity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":46803050037414,"sku":"21343520911027553718","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":46803050266790,"sku":"29858308745186302959","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":46803050496166,"sku":"33731306702755432077","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":46803050725542,"sku":"19623937868759972319","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":46803050954918,"sku":"12332007623989365149","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":46803051184294,"sku":"21219898527278268497","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":46803051413670,"sku":"39443289465686361291","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":46803050168486,"sku":"15699586797099665407","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":46803050397862,"sku":"25050527493961735685","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":46803050627238,"sku":"29516955544640272489","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":46803050856614,"sku":"14997006763398813789","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":46803051085990,"sku":"11546464638240231605","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":46803051315366,"sku":"81920950022052416807","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":46803051544742,"sku":"23671592581255983273","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":46803050070182,"sku":"21128764042394498326","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":46803050299558,"sku":"13715293735342275679","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":46803050528934,"sku":"11422937107863124072","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":46803050758310,"sku":"28101656938467672577","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":46803050987686,"sku":"95859574046812042682","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":46803051217062,"sku":"32434481063021896139","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":46803051446438,"sku":"12266267627050288173","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":46803050201254,"sku":"25891927292292332793","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":46803050430630,"sku":"35157519057977153582","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":46803050660006,"sku":"45219240415786994889","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":46803050889382,"sku":"17895190996848085527","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":46803051118758,"sku":"13929722319417954786","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":46803051348134,"sku":"13766655158038674625","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":46803051577510,"sku":"29822606359286355362","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":46803050102950,"sku":"69300515578746611845","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":46803050332326,"sku":"32828853526316403598","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":46803050561702,"sku":"24324455183342996109","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":46803050791078,"sku":"30413991385874802833","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":46803051020454,"sku":"15782856959741304702","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":46803051249830,"sku":"23587258179521889379","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":46803051479206,"sku":"10701251290148513785","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":46803050135718,"sku":"13533798418456718965","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":46803050365094,"sku":"92984934369370887501","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":46803050594470,"sku":"19119031635224272866","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":46803050823846,"sku":"31058805565989073257","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":46803051053222,"sku":"17518697198408588821","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":46803051282598,"sku":"62712407447734757747","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":46803051511974,"sku":"25498905028249537985","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/3247\/9654\/files\/t-shirt-charcoal-s-out-of-focus-t-shirt-1202718477.jpg?v=1762226648"},{"product_id":"crazy-camera-lady-t-shirt","title":"Crazy Camera Lady T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor photographers who know the struggle. The 4 AM alarms. The missed shots. The lens that cost more than the car.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePrinted to order in the USA — no waste, no warehouse full of unsold stock. Comfortable enough for 12-hour shoots. Designs with technically accurate settings and self-deprecating humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot generic camera memes. Not motivational nonsense. \u003cstrong\u003eJust gear for photographers who respect the craft and can laugh at the absurdity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":46803083788454,"sku":"83876122268976053098","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":46803084017830,"sku":"11468613826630489418","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":46803084247206,"sku":"28258419493211404578","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":46803084476582,"sku":"26660325406153534005","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":46803084705958,"sku":"12407907867600395947","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":46803084935334,"sku":"14535325764801156040","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":46803085164710,"sku":"10859081644063311481","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":46803083690150,"sku":"18891360523150033614","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":46803083919526,"sku":"31599294131739567226","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":46803084148902,"sku":"19988005190959680540","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":46803084378278,"sku":"12367873703848308849","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":46803084607654,"sku":"15759344718506140846","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":46803084837030,"sku":"32760083464800427649","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":46803085066406,"sku":"31717794112529453339","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":46803083821222,"sku":"12316016166973649425","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":46803084050598,"sku":"91598584802850727774","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":46803084279974,"sku":"33711896872795225962","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":46803084509350,"sku":"14894231232518732982","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":46803084738726,"sku":"73157045917861091668","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":46803084968102,"sku":"22097760242548520324","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":46803085197478,"sku":"27000571174799204730","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":46803083657382,"sku":"44646258174398152105","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":46803083886758,"sku":"15135431357573956432","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":46803084116134,"sku":"27781021957260106822","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":46803084345510,"sku":"21858639665866458507","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":46803084574886,"sku":"29291145443122300348","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":46803084804262,"sku":"18358708258199421435","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":46803085033638,"sku":"17008196367606869319","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":46803083722918,"sku":"27570582368257116353","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":46803083952294,"sku":"29878145705585623900","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":46803084181670,"sku":"22561589103531657537","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":46803084411046,"sku":"20552429747528786115","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":46803084640422,"sku":"29200186245220827556","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":46803084869798,"sku":"30076034882469713191","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":46803085099174,"sku":"21495552430347087550","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":46803083755686,"sku":"30758645879029797950","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":46803083985062,"sku":"28383201419432240577","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":46803084214438,"sku":"20145969317102442572","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":46803084443814,"sku":"10870881702094500507","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":46803084673190,"sku":"25351954780756751063","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":46803084902566,"sku":"32822670558650835742","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":46803085131942,"sku":"85595828996804926065","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/3247\/9654\/files\/t-shirt-black-s-crazy-camera-lady-t-shirt-1202718606.jpg?v=1762232763"},{"product_id":"stop-asking-t-shirt","title":"Stop Asking T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor photographers who know the struggle. The 4 AM alarms. The missed shots. The lens that cost more than the car.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePrinted to order in the USA — no waste, no warehouse full of unsold stock. Comfortable enough for 12-hour shoots. Designs with technically accurate settings and self-deprecating humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot generic camera memes. Not motivational nonsense. \u003cstrong\u003eJust gear for photographers who respect the craft and can laugh at the absurdity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":55936437911718,"sku":"35697238807741449987","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":55936438141094,"sku":"93170930131372788756","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":55936438370470,"sku":"12897230634919672588","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":55936438599846,"sku":"31684647316230910092","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":55936438829222,"sku":"27471542037537754603","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":55936439058598,"sku":"12952092236733618833","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":55936439287974,"sku":"21464870474721165730","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":55936437813414,"sku":"11136317494916982851","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":55936438042790,"sku":"18914996885905628493","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":55936438272166,"sku":"17740494686529283024","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":55936438501542,"sku":"13704196648591456232","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":55936438730918,"sku":"18290623157900857882","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":55936438960294,"sku":"16569448436417250352","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":55936439189670,"sku":"90402834915664090435","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":55936437944486,"sku":"52172957152681920896","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":55936438173862,"sku":"10176527722070967293","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":55936438403238,"sku":"10635982580663456870","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":55936438632614,"sku":"33829165128998217321","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":55936438861990,"sku":"15425626548719848108","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":55936439091366,"sku":"18990135721600496789","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":55936439320742,"sku":"24455336732908759546","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":55936437780646,"sku":"66960692210344200526","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":55936438010022,"sku":"87045576418695918460","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":55936438239398,"sku":"78283615049862002430","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":55936438468774,"sku":"16889690465926399707","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":55936438698150,"sku":"24582918102647571550","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":55936438927526,"sku":"15952330621490014353","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":55936439156902,"sku":"19013133737433801985","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":55936437846182,"sku":"39542300652100241018","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":55936438075558,"sku":"77015919282268395339","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":55936438304934,"sku":"81736210832727890045","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":55936438534310,"sku":"20590873093330922307","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":55936438763686,"sku":"16790137578131386308","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":55936438993062,"sku":"90181352249706604871","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":55936439222438,"sku":"30186115172058056463","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":55936437878950,"sku":"24371034268315116157","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":55936438108326,"sku":"21803604818071256177","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":55936438337702,"sku":"33710357459741415864","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":55936438567078,"sku":"10065180563918371089","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":55936438796454,"sku":"15928356930141522087","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":55936439025830,"sku":"28432095181355619922","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":55936439255206,"sku":"54693709481212008093","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/3247\/9654\/files\/t-shirt-black-s-stop-asking-t-shirt-1207336010.jpg?v=1763531656"},{"product_id":"3-people-t-shirt","title":"3 People T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor photographers who know the struggle. The 4 AM alarms. The missed shots. The lens that cost more than the car.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePrinted to order in the USA — no waste, no warehouse full of unsold stock. Comfortable enough for 12-hour shoots. Designs with technically accurate settings and self-deprecating humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot generic camera memes. Not motivational nonsense. \u003cstrong\u003eJust gear for photographers who respect the craft and can laugh at the absurdity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":55949981253798,"sku":"43933091744764795679","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":55949981483174,"sku":"23732017271321107929","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":55949981712550,"sku":"66299517235672096939","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":55949981941926,"sku":"20492573945676655108","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":55949982171302,"sku":"13628475528553496188","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":55949982400678,"sku":"32630229659595679740","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":55949982630054,"sku":"25887596843311008779","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":55949981155494,"sku":"10526092957555688919","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":55949981384870,"sku":"16885495880332215410","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":55949981614246,"sku":"33886138175107823967","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":55949981843622,"sku":"98031407804159451003","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":55949982072998,"sku":"44244545253325940495","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":55949982302374,"sku":"32495532159822796284","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":55949982531750,"sku":"22655219012974838483","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":55949981286566,"sku":"31161841957259469492","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":55949981515942,"sku":"29954269551139078661","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":55949981745318,"sku":"16769210916832016295","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":55949981974694,"sku":"31935749868502807320","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":55949982204070,"sku":"16014901476997437383","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":55949982433446,"sku":"80258641326615178393","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":55949982662822,"sku":"77583758247486979776","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":55949981122726,"sku":"10311883506402796912","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":55949981352102,"sku":"48695511058494590470","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":55949981581478,"sku":"61296016475850234089","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":55949981810854,"sku":"26485075828124040928","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":55949982040230,"sku":"20552326571689183863","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":55949982269606,"sku":"18122024177591877076","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":55949982498982,"sku":"19870195085678413937","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":55949981188262,"sku":"22739063910499266523","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":55949981417638,"sku":"17121205725514666021","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":55949981647014,"sku":"19633301627652934103","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":55949981876390,"sku":"11435310170785549708","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":55949982105766,"sku":"13094658185841059434","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":55949982335142,"sku":"20758297714319512911","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":55949982564518,"sku":"18949759135717715373","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":55949981221030,"sku":"37401258128806744148","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":55949981450406,"sku":"23600966614917763035","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":55949981679782,"sku":"16619515926337834403","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":55949981909158,"sku":"10983720929728441199","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":55949982138534,"sku":"22309659231973714192","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":55949982367910,"sku":"40515834921004985657","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":55949982597286,"sku":"53342437253288063126","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/3247\/9654\/files\/t-shirt-black-s-3-people-t-shirt-1208116182.jpg?v=1763904237"},{"product_id":"a-day-without-t-shirt","title":"A Day Without T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor photographers who know the struggle. The 4 AM alarms. The missed shots. The lens that cost more than the car.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePrinted to order in the USA — no waste, no warehouse full of unsold stock. Comfortable enough for 12-hour shoots. Designs with technically accurate settings and self-deprecating humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot generic camera memes. Not motivational nonsense. \u003cstrong\u003eJust gear for photographers who respect the craft and can laugh at the absurdity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":55949985841318,"sku":"46414019828807367218","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":55949986070694,"sku":"50280191262316444015","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":55949986300070,"sku":"79730252430062119886","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":55949986529446,"sku":"30259191422188648196","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":55949986758822,"sku":"35284762524749329844","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":55949986988198,"sku":"10164892953808932697","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":55949987217574,"sku":"10925740469333426513","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":55949985743014,"sku":"10897794902421925283","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":55949985972390,"sku":"25503144900992126532","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":55949986201766,"sku":"51485416354635747552","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":55949986431142,"sku":"26845217096706416811","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":55949986660518,"sku":"20513005799909904791","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":55949986889894,"sku":"18681990663672701653","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":55949987119270,"sku":"25566749083185360366","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":55949985874086,"sku":"31363686395699931486","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":55949986103462,"sku":"18438618745280822473","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":55949986332838,"sku":"70834129436178154023","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":55949986562214,"sku":"32935752767216608314","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":55949986791590,"sku":"17777222406405282060","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":55949987020966,"sku":"16353012106614463794","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":55949987250342,"sku":"10764125537677216871","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":55949985710246,"sku":"34955494648539850137","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":55949985939622,"sku":"25628385793289992440","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":55949986168998,"sku":"82693294884311672798","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":55949986398374,"sku":"20092594939836270351","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":55949986627750,"sku":"10234123467426815491","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":55949986857126,"sku":"13222031179074683400","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":55949987086502,"sku":"33684276406258341842","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":55949985775782,"sku":"13446961353553563663","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":55949986005158,"sku":"19155967531524959305","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":55949986234534,"sku":"26502164182744046253","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":55949986463910,"sku":"28035968975342666959","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":55949986693286,"sku":"12362121257190484198","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":55949986922662,"sku":"12308595306306615583","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":55949987152038,"sku":"23492450815358510667","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":55949985808550,"sku":"32345459291761294852","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":55949986037926,"sku":"92023270053320427207","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":55949986267302,"sku":"31001066505652314404","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":55949986496678,"sku":"48224456969471197395","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":55949986726054,"sku":"25856991650183039908","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":55949986955430,"sku":"53675607974349137277","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":55949987184806,"sku":"25283662709894681490","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/3247\/9654\/files\/t-shirt-black-s-a-day-without-t-shirt-1208129405.jpg?v=1763915761"},{"product_id":"o-c-d-t-shirt","title":"O.C.D. T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor photographers who know the struggle. The 4 AM alarms. The missed shots. The lens that cost more than the car.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePrinted to order in the USA — no waste, no warehouse full of unsold stock. Comfortable enough for 12-hour shoots. Designs with technically accurate settings and self-deprecating humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot generic camera memes. Not motivational nonsense. \u003cstrong\u003eJust gear for photographers who respect the craft and can laugh at the absurdity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":55950010122406,"sku":"15463417439716091706","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":55950010351782,"sku":"74479599216967625487","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":55950010581158,"sku":"13726869836448678337","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":55950010810534,"sku":"22213246131921778672","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":55950011039910,"sku":"14414312394481402635","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":55950011269286,"sku":"12421777361290525311","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":55950011498662,"sku":"51536328670690894823","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":55950010024102,"sku":"25494712822338668458","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":55950010253478,"sku":"48391882699887564689","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":55950010482854,"sku":"19848445994209288336","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":55950010712230,"sku":"33540913669501571247","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":55950010941606,"sku":"22598471248928095388","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":55950011170982,"sku":"40898989650459818143","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":55950011400358,"sku":"31136669102580932805","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":55950010155174,"sku":"23553919504075075147","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":55950010384550,"sku":"18783102911153242944","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":55950010613926,"sku":"44335457306492755915","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":55950010843302,"sku":"14721832531329263133","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":55950011072678,"sku":"24322430422865315109","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":55950011302054,"sku":"32619717679787109013","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":55950011531430,"sku":"18796909723937672962","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":55950009991334,"sku":"21861135060680819240","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":55950010220710,"sku":"27083077382324260594","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":55950010450086,"sku":"15848574863455730902","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":55950010679462,"sku":"15195249621017509465","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":55950010908838,"sku":"26292633091016737719","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":55950011138214,"sku":"77359643403924777937","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":55950011367590,"sku":"14526952020194743045","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":55950010056870,"sku":"24630823735550396562","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":55950010286246,"sku":"94755604635620737768","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":55950010515622,"sku":"27386763823513056138","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":55950010744998,"sku":"10474828444831415209","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":55950010974374,"sku":"22704717396872193875","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":55950011203750,"sku":"20712292559538685924","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":55950011433126,"sku":"91624048972401008431","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":55950010089638,"sku":"21203084675929683539","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":55950010319014,"sku":"10930430926841640784","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":55950010548390,"sku":"25663929126733283190","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":55950010777766,"sku":"22462232506911911118","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":55950011007142,"sku":"30505161415735202937","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":55950011236518,"sku":"14709613950522578923","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":55950011465894,"sku":"68259465445970722307","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/3247\/9654\/files\/t-shirt-black-s-o-c-d-t-shirt-1239016393.jpg?v=1779075612"},{"product_id":"photography-now-t-shirt","title":"Photography Now T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor photographers who know the struggle. The 4 AM alarms. The missed shots. The lens that cost more than the car.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePrinted to order in the USA — no waste, no warehouse full of unsold stock. Comfortable enough for 12-hour shoots. Designs with technically accurate settings and self-deprecating humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot generic camera memes. Not motivational nonsense. \u003cstrong\u003eJust gear for photographers who respect the craft and can laugh at the absurdity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":55950023065766,"sku":"25096388840797483053","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":55950023295142,"sku":"10980054730501295363","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":55950023524518,"sku":"41159997391416965778","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":55950023753894,"sku":"27778535548044047087","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":55950023983270,"sku":"25978483817975783205","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":55950024212646,"sku":"26405593860945452052","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":55950024442022,"sku":"33379436005480964199","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":55950022967462,"sku":"11983614858158886043","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":55950023196838,"sku":"25408033226799906501","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":55950023426214,"sku":"13277619857269012268","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":55950023655590,"sku":"57557911792219533759","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":55950023884966,"sku":"23532206124969196104","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":55950024114342,"sku":"13050557619350499746","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":55950024343718,"sku":"21122334772716715319","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":55950023098534,"sku":"31146820779324037878","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":55950023327910,"sku":"25571704872703384143","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":55950023557286,"sku":"22136354650959845573","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":55950023786662,"sku":"31161604822714943062","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":55950024016038,"sku":"93806658956273475394","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":55950024245414,"sku":"83469707594699033762","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":55950024474790,"sku":"19333490097079637258","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":55950022934694,"sku":"47399213825089239455","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":55950023164070,"sku":"10820921421831944546","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":55950023393446,"sku":"52777894787857617109","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":55950023622822,"sku":"65446988562492157720","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":55950023852198,"sku":"26389869223797765705","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":55950024081574,"sku":"19525328577999212393","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":55950024310950,"sku":"80899331187728188753","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":55950023000230,"sku":"19433585555083085089","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":55950023229606,"sku":"30319402399926368079","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":55950023458982,"sku":"13920006394098218445","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":55950023688358,"sku":"19805293281261474569","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":55950023917734,"sku":"11827528225622000717","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":55950024147110,"sku":"28201478855615499948","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":55950024376486,"sku":"18331404671479358041","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":55950023032998,"sku":"14735939261035166312","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":55950023262374,"sku":"30841626270858464065","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":55950023491750,"sku":"10556658898471868661","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":55950023721126,"sku":"16758752494407565411","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":55950023950502,"sku":"16888103430686838109","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":55950024179878,"sku":"13916669579934287692","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":55950024409254,"sku":"21727003677755557558","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/3247\/9654\/files\/t-shirt-black-s-photography-now-t-shirt-1208129375.jpg?v=1763914097"},{"product_id":"plans-with-camera-t-shirt","title":"Plans With Camera T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor photographers who know the struggle. The 4 AM alarms. The missed shots. The lens that cost more than the car.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePrinted to order in the USA — no waste, no warehouse full of unsold stock. Comfortable enough for 12-hour shoots. Designs with technically accurate settings and self-deprecating humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot generic camera memes. Not motivational nonsense. \u003cstrong\u003eJust gear for photographers who respect the craft and can laugh at the absurdity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":55950029226150,"sku":"78120873898420485810","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":55950029455526,"sku":"18185355359486222419","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":55950029684902,"sku":"25141432839204791724","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":55950029914278,"sku":"26726277275477243856","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":55950030143654,"sku":"11040744186359377774","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":55950030373030,"sku":"55839508505164901515","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":55950030602406,"sku":"29019135920160900499","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":55950029127846,"sku":"10079800054350789572","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":55950029357222,"sku":"21730570123175370758","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":55950029586598,"sku":"28216813759889781044","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":55950029815974,"sku":"33162546066367089531","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":55950030045350,"sku":"29885208802932969444","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":55950030274726,"sku":"12366269462500700615","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":55950030504102,"sku":"68241342975638937639","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":55950029258918,"sku":"22808944876192618992","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":55950029488294,"sku":"40835518351594400501","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":55950029717670,"sku":"62207287010218183958","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":55950029947046,"sku":"17382944802985835830","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":55950030176422,"sku":"18561063291788139318","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":55950030405798,"sku":"37425885562094645889","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":55950030635174,"sku":"30648996015946494947","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":55950029095078,"sku":"29450057114917712431","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":55950029324454,"sku":"15560374785002349940","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":55950029553830,"sku":"32852814383811997067","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":55950029783206,"sku":"14978209199549354696","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":55950030012582,"sku":"33062884168082919790","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":55950030241958,"sku":"17765483816354998628","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":55950030471334,"sku":"33286272982145518434","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":55950029160614,"sku":"17547958648086304126","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":55950029389990,"sku":"21501323586544604447","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":55950029619366,"sku":"64946882482298591626","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":55950029848742,"sku":"20517172999188313547","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":55950030078118,"sku":"20907444885294115824","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":55950030307494,"sku":"11396789121850925276","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":55950030536870,"sku":"98025561348296473962","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":55950029193382,"sku":"32380614606145597644","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":55950029422758,"sku":"22931827467933678846","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":55950029652134,"sku":"26753273485973975628","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":55950029881510,"sku":"20581015113943890877","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":55950030110886,"sku":"33038913653259797917","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":55950030340262,"sku":"22853984288900672042","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":55950030569638,"sku":"20514661466092546779","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/3247\/9654\/files\/t-shirt-black-s-plans-with-camera-t-shirt-1208129384.jpg?v=1763913736"},{"product_id":"too-many-cameras-t-shirt","title":"Too Many Cameras T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor photographers who know the struggle. The 4 AM alarms. The missed shots. The lens that cost more than the car.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePrinted to order in the USA — no waste, no warehouse full of unsold stock. Comfortable enough for 12-hour shoots. Designs with technically accurate settings and self-deprecating humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot generic camera memes. Not motivational nonsense. \u003cstrong\u003eJust gear for photographers who respect the craft and can laugh at the absurdity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":55950033420454,"sku":"22915353433102231566","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":55950033649830,"sku":"14813381228867487153","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":55950033879206,"sku":"15563840410308107587","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":55950034108582,"sku":"94526397669761316725","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":55950034337958,"sku":"58657815264510675037","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":55950034567334,"sku":"19246852979645374276","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":55950034796710,"sku":"23430810376745803398","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":55950033322150,"sku":"15983931468487287845","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":55950033551526,"sku":"31326806866229154178","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":55950033780902,"sku":"12536508396552450608","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":55950034010278,"sku":"25726046561494615925","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":55950034239654,"sku":"25276934805651830109","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":55950034469030,"sku":"21086399012094309631","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":55950034698406,"sku":"19994262597666938632","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":55950033453222,"sku":"24793711570789957299","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":55950033682598,"sku":"13524592202355021388","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":55950033911974,"sku":"32715951612097991390","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":55950034141350,"sku":"23091621666336546040","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":55950034370726,"sku":"29682627876698118739","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":55950034600102,"sku":"24324895885322912489","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":55950034829478,"sku":"11122719170347958835","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":55950033289382,"sku":"88889747332116895486","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":55950033518758,"sku":"13853329531084265872","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":55950033748134,"sku":"27751003671774837241","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":55950033977510,"sku":"33029872198004919094","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":55950034206886,"sku":"31698477585511264002","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":55950034436262,"sku":"26370109915976641487","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":55950034665638,"sku":"14132799959523588964","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":55950033354918,"sku":"31563330464969519491","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":55950033584294,"sku":"65097887122191574424","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":55950033813670,"sku":"21243831848712870449","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":55950034043046,"sku":"25140941324993955517","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":55950034272422,"sku":"16566959785932867663","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":55950034501798,"sku":"24757184568189103869","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":55950034731174,"sku":"26831137195085596843","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":55950033387686,"sku":"93327484902127516597","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":55950033617062,"sku":"23103368564240996564","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":55950033846438,"sku":"14312175521790273870","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":55950034075814,"sku":"85366442850829633453","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":55950034305190,"sku":"13274338942245966365","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":55950034534566,"sku":"13642835703780206801","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":55950034763942,"sku":"28930699987245409909","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/3247\/9654\/files\/t-shirt-too-many-cameras-t-shirt-1208129348.jpg?v=1763913604"},{"product_id":"feral-photographer-t-shirt","title":"Feral Photographer T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor photographers who know the struggle. The 4 AM alarms. The missed shots. The lens that cost more than the car.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePrinted to order in the USA — no waste, no warehouse full of unsold stock. Comfortable enough for 12-hour shoots. Designs with technically accurate settings and self-deprecating humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot generic camera memes. Not motivational nonsense. \u003cstrong\u003eJust gear for photographers who respect the craft and can laugh at the absurdity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":55975454113958,"sku":"10530590887443240581","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":55975454343334,"sku":"10708665842982355246","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":55975454572710,"sku":"31135834634045374483","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":55975454802086,"sku":"19727581423896126795","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":55975455031462,"sku":"71096257119960255199","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":55975455260838,"sku":"29124240131160998063","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":55975455490214,"sku":"27323293011396633382","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":55975454015654,"sku":"69048353318532113802","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":55975454245030,"sku":"32728595356891061229","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":55975454474406,"sku":"10195665139050481262","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":55975454703782,"sku":"30813561750460464473","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":55975454933158,"sku":"15508895209104926512","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":55975455162534,"sku":"18733322135420629220","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":55975455391910,"sku":"14425770168433817461","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":55975454146726,"sku":"81603290751743805566","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":55975454376102,"sku":"75614275057992385758","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":55975454605478,"sku":"75472419822441317247","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":55975454834854,"sku":"14769894252348197883","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":55975455064230,"sku":"13929573689276928869","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":55975455293606,"sku":"13279744819766593678","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":55975455522982,"sku":"12349238072850053237","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":55975453982886,"sku":"13623560108472567678","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":55975454212262,"sku":"29226974966063641092","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":55975454441638,"sku":"25492558147197770128","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":55975454671014,"sku":"30658364169351688369","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":55975454900390,"sku":"13392093539054357298","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":55975455129766,"sku":"83965845161741858788","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":55975455359142,"sku":"33385479649264961265","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":55975454048422,"sku":"20090658235720036096","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":55975454277798,"sku":"11551494925925723747","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":55975454507174,"sku":"17692009296360851812","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":55975454736550,"sku":"93481862353675729160","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":55975454965926,"sku":"26974930816422769127","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":55975455195302,"sku":"57559015422040093761","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":55975455424678,"sku":"13456711357642285939","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/3247\/9654\/files\/t-shirt-black-s-feral-photographer-t-shirt-1209426275.jpg?v=1764559921"},{"product_id":"how-cameras-work-t-shirt","title":"How Cameras Work T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor photographers who know the struggle. The 4 AM alarms. The missed shots. The lens that cost more than the car.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePrinted to order in the USA — no waste, no warehouse full of unsold stock. Comfortable enough for 12-hour shoots. Designs with technically accurate settings and self-deprecating humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot generic camera memes. Not motivational nonsense. \u003cstrong\u003eJust gear for photographers who respect the craft and can laugh at the absurdity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":55975458898086,"sku":"27245991362694727019","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":55975459127462,"sku":"13538972820678038964","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":55975459356838,"sku":"32713276647408145310","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":55975459586214,"sku":"46400677027076419872","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":55975459815590,"sku":"28522048438175704363","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":55975460044966,"sku":"24006081208652532574","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":55975460274342,"sku":"10001898137956360695","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":55975458799782,"sku":"33673854188727716470","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":55975459029158,"sku":"59691094630459526434","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":55975459258534,"sku":"16309329383704433045","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":55975459487910,"sku":"48386890716138996981","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":55975459717286,"sku":"50302764501685956761","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":55975459946662,"sku":"26521183736432012689","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":55975460176038,"sku":"98319359739675537499","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":55975458930854,"sku":"31699257841424556812","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":55975459160230,"sku":"20477596926495477339","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":55975459389606,"sku":"27277318844020147160","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":55975459618982,"sku":"26869474925766473291","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":55975459848358,"sku":"64992470634000633696","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":55975460077734,"sku":"17882726147824878666","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":55975460307110,"sku":"19801903646279037193","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":55975458767014,"sku":"33525568831252662713","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":55975458996390,"sku":"77975764556871042640","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":55975459225766,"sku":"18776440215895243413","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":55975459455142,"sku":"14243682336757881461","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":55975459684518,"sku":"26114874626832138556","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":55975459913894,"sku":"30765765619827787507","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":55975460143270,"sku":"14193652498126668250","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":55975458832550,"sku":"27820330633708461608","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":55975459061926,"sku":"57793068663078302539","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":55975459291302,"sku":"21474420848646943583","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":55975459520678,"sku":"26708259391594904785","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":55975459750054,"sku":"26844976246844637708","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":55975459979430,"sku":"20766740296937771669","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":55975460208806,"sku":"15915054883513833921","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/3247\/9654\/files\/t-shirt-black-s-how-cameras-work-t-shirt-1209426253.jpg?v=1764559678"},{"product_id":"phd-t-shirt","title":"PhD T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor photographers who know the struggle. The 4 AM alarms. The missed shots. The lens that cost more than the car.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePrinted to order in the USA — no waste, no warehouse full of unsold stock. Comfortable enough for 12-hour shoots. Designs with technically accurate settings and self-deprecating humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot generic camera memes. Not motivational nonsense. \u003cstrong\u003eJust gear for photographers who respect the craft and can laugh at the absurdity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":55975470465190,"sku":"30893818333357155789","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":55975470694566,"sku":"21373988155414745728","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":55975470923942,"sku":"10062004793957458067","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":55975471153318,"sku":"79735534317609254768","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":55975471382694,"sku":"17199285211836638691","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":55975471612070,"sku":"28365388043321844483","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":55975471841446,"sku":"27669933313804496806","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":55975470366886,"sku":"17890273197308341028","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":55975470596262,"sku":"28772229041036432542","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":55975470825638,"sku":"30937558644614364184","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":55975471055014,"sku":"17159393808152636436","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":55975471284390,"sku":"15390107898344180259","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":55975471513766,"sku":"97057958415364251386","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":55975471743142,"sku":"14288103025176941741","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":55975470497958,"sku":"28863911278511188353","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":55975470727334,"sku":"31766389455663931211","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":55975470956710,"sku":"26012254740980597709","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":55975471186086,"sku":"19100673495426928726","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":55975471415462,"sku":"70814465560873062438","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":55975471644838,"sku":"12051502515069843006","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":55975471874214,"sku":"12276592774024102703","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":55975470334118,"sku":"10721005792607090170","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":55975470563494,"sku":"96810066730534830748","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":55975470792870,"sku":"32274428132983582519","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":55975471022246,"sku":"18837400687270734309","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":55975471251622,"sku":"66308131327549841526","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":55975471480998,"sku":"27983256549374872492","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":55975471710374,"sku":"13027907707620131631","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":55975470399654,"sku":"21272128728569881517","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":55975470629030,"sku":"14904394244216137599","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":55975470858406,"sku":"20609383460330754263","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":55975471087782,"sku":"33884411331038925125","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":55975471317158,"sku":"11067567730973434028","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":55975471546534,"sku":"43756971990583211461","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":55975471775910,"sku":"40835013788621533562","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":55975470432422,"sku":"24569019913776072835","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":55975470661798,"sku":"15286005268959744357","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":55975470891174,"sku":"78399844353746765259","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":55975471120550,"sku":"58680280777045627212","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":55975471349926,"sku":"32183895682774106259","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":55975471579302,"sku":"56049664161840747204","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":55975471808678,"sku":"23922911734461683821","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/3247\/9654\/files\/t-shirt-black-s-phd-t-shirt-1209426273.jpg?v=1764558958"},{"product_id":"jpeg-fight-me-t-shirt","title":"JPEG Fight Me T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor photographers who know the struggle. The 4 AM alarms. The missed shots. The lens that cost more than the car.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePrinted to order in the USA — no waste, no warehouse full of unsold stock. Comfortable enough for 12-hour shoots. Designs with technically accurate settings and self-deprecating humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot generic camera memes. Not motivational nonsense. \u003cstrong\u003eJust gear for photographers who respect the craft and can laugh at the absurdity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":56005228626086,"sku":"19946727859339856878","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":56005228855462,"sku":"13394508717561183975","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":56005229084838,"sku":"39360111745733305259","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":56005229314214,"sku":"32606968321284796326","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":56005229543590,"sku":"24057189008736872690","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":56005229772966,"sku":"21084126450431632837","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":56005230002342,"sku":"13181500496390134672","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":56005228527782,"sku":"27725206235777711806","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":56005228757158,"sku":"22318076794756417677","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":56005228986534,"sku":"10113966180701204820","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":56005229215910,"sku":"24662234544548745735","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":56005229445286,"sku":"21333719088826867734","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":56005229674662,"sku":"33765451927892135982","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":56005229904038,"sku":"57017708966307267640","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":56005228658854,"sku":"65548583871388076338","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":56005228888230,"sku":"33439825310499880554","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":56005229117606,"sku":"25684161773051414809","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":56005229346982,"sku":"23381225570876248331","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":56005229576358,"sku":"10309801936627138746","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":56005229805734,"sku":"73749164141389448661","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":56005230035110,"sku":"30590139809506726120","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":56005228495014,"sku":"25303391358796562078","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":56005228724390,"sku":"27958412968691957417","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":56005228953766,"sku":"23631140875354862865","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":56005229183142,"sku":"50236618719168033408","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56005229412518,"sku":"28215714905854997707","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56005229641894,"sku":"74084915707201746185","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56005229871270,"sku":"27908712517089847655","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":56005228560550,"sku":"18549588534910670194","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":56005228789926,"sku":"22443919697888809187","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":56005229019302,"sku":"26357504989258016689","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":56005229248678,"sku":"19480330998789371284","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56005229478054,"sku":"63579341195144165613","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56005229707430,"sku":"75846320251547637803","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56005229936806,"sku":"89989676343599453730","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":56005228593318,"sku":"27482487951331302137","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":56005228822694,"sku":"34058759363265673133","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":56005229052070,"sku":"24076552830986719738","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":56005229281446,"sku":"24762647323694285926","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":56005229510822,"sku":"23608361283371627307","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":56005229740198,"sku":"29184062733884209906","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":56005229969574,"sku":"14472524474438503107","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/3247\/9654\/files\/t-shirt-black-s-jpeg-fight-me-t-shirt-1210526794.jpg?v=1765298526"},{"product_id":"o-confusion-t-shirt","title":"O Confusion T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor photographers who know the struggle. The 4 AM alarms. The missed shots. The lens that cost more than the car.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePrinted to order in the USA — no waste, no warehouse full of unsold stock. Comfortable enough for 12-hour shoots. Designs with technically accurate settings and self-deprecating humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot generic camera memes. Not motivational nonsense. \u003cstrong\u003eJust gear for photographers who respect the craft and can laugh at the absurdity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":56041945170086,"sku":"52012336997486341006","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":56041945366694,"sku":"27293384745239088886","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":56041945563302,"sku":"31445621260619955488","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":56041945759910,"sku":"11310131214211064444","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":56041945956518,"sku":"15658514798181510795","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":56041946153126,"sku":"17278052059355912588","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":56041946349734,"sku":"13683273021154660867","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":56041945071782,"sku":"30106843232146635812","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":56041945268390,"sku":"18890217427453579649","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":56041945464998,"sku":"30908431688939672436","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":56041945661606,"sku":"60423862308171745888","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":56041945858214,"sku":"32098355124540740947","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":56041946054822,"sku":"41802220841980380650","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":56041946251430,"sku":"18931525623580346426","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":56041945202854,"sku":"10651212123595462948","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":56041945399462,"sku":"24054289065163002216","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":56041945596070,"sku":"23772947790661262013","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":56041945792678,"sku":"14458917096738781212","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":56041945989286,"sku":"24646829804869202821","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":56041946185894,"sku":"23681272353617046436","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":56041946382502,"sku":"15523275308185451210","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":56041945039014,"sku":"13746618507642402528","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":56041945235622,"sku":"11900374775793697870","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":56041945432230,"sku":"22013012778227839148","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":56041945628838,"sku":"25309316889139655237","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56041945825446,"sku":"26611933436620601780","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56041946022054,"sku":"32617076149413522713","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56041946218662,"sku":"23865533805313622054","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":56041945104550,"sku":"32023905862851290920","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":56041945301158,"sku":"12208257215198270500","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":56041945497766,"sku":"29084314414108387948","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":56041945694374,"sku":"98573762846760585216","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56041945890982,"sku":"27001846703611518778","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56041946087590,"sku":"14839581548634542695","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56041946284198,"sku":"27290534494572761318","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":56041945137318,"sku":"34470943424471693417","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":56041945333926,"sku":"32166181957563142398","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":56041945530534,"sku":"25615736127678747049","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":56041945727142,"sku":"30898186205575352918","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":56041945923750,"sku":"14686666028873023841","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":56041946120358,"sku":"76180014802024401076","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":56041946316966,"sku":"99988703760252947001","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/3247\/9654\/files\/t-shirt-black-s-o-confusion-t-shirt-1212494034.jpg?v=1766302440"},{"product_id":"incident-t-shirt","title":"Incident T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor photographers who know the struggle. The 4 AM alarms. The missed shots. The lens that cost more than the car.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePrinted to order in the USA — no waste, no warehouse full of unsold stock. Comfortable enough for 12-hour shoots. Designs with technically accurate settings and self-deprecating humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot generic camera memes. Not motivational nonsense. \u003cstrong\u003eJust gear for photographers who respect the craft and can laugh at the absurdity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":56041971712166,"sku":"31121048164922450568","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":56041971908774,"sku":"11917870152829593914","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":56041972105382,"sku":"61834825937745674157","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":56041972301990,"sku":"22562607810692954779","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":56041972498598,"sku":"23427570865494288362","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":56041972695206,"sku":"19977248209189118136","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":56041972891814,"sku":"16087114951421528740","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":56041971613862,"sku":"21694781718931189289","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":56041971810470,"sku":"10737373314754582302","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":56041972007078,"sku":"21761022363066674316","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":56041972203686,"sku":"24932896950759948194","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":56041972400294,"sku":"28679773544958180781","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":56041972596902,"sku":"33585093641449543613","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":56041972793510,"sku":"39714044146708438364","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":56041971744934,"sku":"24394242349984430601","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":56041971941542,"sku":"17485976036386960918","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":56041972138150,"sku":"13956122921195362662","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":56041972334758,"sku":"24258572033863101532","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":56041972531366,"sku":"14072789656629048885","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":56041972727974,"sku":"27070992396029369432","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":56041972924582,"sku":"26989508310452667303","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":56041971581094,"sku":"28028940088884662719","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":56041971777702,"sku":"29866325176523627040","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":56041971974310,"sku":"20903860004051710120","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":56041972170918,"sku":"12035002907387944569","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56041972367526,"sku":"31352471767537927036","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56041972564134,"sku":"25908240508015623532","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56041972760742,"sku":"67967842858513718562","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":56041971646630,"sku":"16521550404611824067","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":56041971843238,"sku":"22779989497309524480","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":56041972039846,"sku":"32985798124550181901","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":56041972236454,"sku":"28624389336267045965","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56041972433062,"sku":"22817149619789698784","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56041972629670,"sku":"37691890642153524169","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56041972826278,"sku":"68373309612300215099","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":56041971679398,"sku":"17673631135351512175","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":56041971876006,"sku":"30396192773523745516","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":56041972072614,"sku":"88587434648144262741","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":56041972269222,"sku":"12533488238091179625","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":56041972465830,"sku":"34387141799053981746","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":56041972662438,"sku":"25937038336521032110","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":56041972859046,"sku":"11045798030192014237","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/3247\/9654\/files\/t-shirt-black-s-incident-t-shirt-1212494166.jpg?v=1766300520"},{"product_id":"trial-error-t-shirt","title":"Trial \u0026 Error T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor photographers who know the struggle. The 4 AM alarms. The missed shots. The lens that cost more than the car.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePrinted to order in the USA — no waste, no warehouse full of unsold stock. Comfortable enough for 12-hour shoots. Designs with technically accurate settings and self-deprecating humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot generic camera memes. Not motivational nonsense. \u003cstrong\u003eJust gear for photographers who respect the craft and can laugh at the absurdity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":56140157550758,"sku":"28133882974099868464","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":56140157747366,"sku":"19661402488024865451","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":56140157943974,"sku":"16645418331027386489","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":56140158140582,"sku":"99258820126046908185","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56140158337190,"sku":"58797596710672859506","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56140158533798,"sku":"13108998441196523619","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56140158730406,"sku":"31978337870577073912","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":56140157616294,"sku":"71505301473439121640","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":56140157812902,"sku":"32913984899422362346","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":56140158009510,"sku":"25508212702874716067","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":56140158206118,"sku":"80760878647032745875","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":56140158402726,"sku":"14139748095325998124","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":56140158599334,"sku":"21740722888145381895","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":56140158795942,"sku":"31490737546588531016","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":56140157517990,"sku":"28742956305941895277","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":56140157714598,"sku":"32583235635608921600","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":56140157911206,"sku":"24740899747600543085","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":56140158107814,"sku":"21216835925452920374","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":56140158304422,"sku":"20684979726325310192","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":56140158501030,"sku":"27243528872013544486","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":56140158697638,"sku":"25122962418622472100","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":56140157649062,"sku":"12843561846291176629","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":56140157845670,"sku":"22004797837889805280","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":56140158042278,"sku":"76362930818663183462","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":56140158238886,"sku":"66977505428869811863","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":56140158435494,"sku":"13735116140668842210","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":56140158632102,"sku":"20527085202009349738","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":56140158828710,"sku":"30570672800223104476","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":56140157485222,"sku":"86631443977669907856","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":56140157681830,"sku":"13788489657309706334","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":56140157878438,"sku":"27164187500521571238","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":56140158075046,"sku":"24228981330583859925","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56140158271654,"sku":"28866915198855418387","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56140158468262,"sku":"28641982862458727170","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56140158664870,"sku":"16565732653427983076","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":56140157583526,"sku":"57998904099094278360","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":56140157780134,"sku":"90834717472216509596","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":56140157976742,"sku":"36439673251146212491","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":56140158173350,"sku":"33914959463394698912","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":56140158369958,"sku":"32407665930197590377","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":56140158566566,"sku":"78724848700778343417","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":56140158763174,"sku":"11530119951181172367","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/3247\/9654\/files\/t-shirt-royal-s-trial-error-t-shirt-1219739046.jpg?v=1770577450"},{"product_id":"i-shoot-manual-t-shirt","title":"I Shoot Manual T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor photographers who know the struggle. The 4 AM alarms. The missed shots. The lens that cost more than the car.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePrinted to order in the USA — no waste, no warehouse full of unsold stock. Comfortable enough for 12-hour shoots. Designs with technically accurate settings and self-deprecating humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot generic camera memes. Not motivational nonsense. \u003cstrong\u003eJust gear for photographers who respect the craft and can laugh at the absurdity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":56140168102054,"sku":"25281826517289884874","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":56140168298662,"sku":"33078531412078456935","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":56140168495270,"sku":"19612492483780893949","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":56140168691878,"sku":"68463875506965871734","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":56140168888486,"sku":"27700955339017464615","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":56140169085094,"sku":"68005995969902046413","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":56140169281702,"sku":"37460099294066272001","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":56140168003750,"sku":"46394983977051369358","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":56140168200358,"sku":"26938667957584213529","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":56140168396966,"sku":"80186313417898432601","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":56140168593574,"sku":"23174989731284248054","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":56140168790182,"sku":"30918968273700589469","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":56140168986790,"sku":"14927450847968418890","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":56140169183398,"sku":"28135026647729361137","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":56140168134822,"sku":"96931793351692207090","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":56140168331430,"sku":"33591999119452186170","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":56140168528038,"sku":"10421349286705034706","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":56140168724646,"sku":"28820217601737561959","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":56140168921254,"sku":"21346509787403498524","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":56140169117862,"sku":"33218349548349983162","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":56140169314470,"sku":"25574000713810608644","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":56140167970982,"sku":"20032575724680013744","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":56140168167590,"sku":"99035158362458193329","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":56140168364198,"sku":"17984442676685986150","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":56140168560806,"sku":"21745613214782655496","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56140168757414,"sku":"16209551629357577778","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56140168954022,"sku":"14416483162593652947","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56140169150630,"sku":"18259623953436244922","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":56140168036518,"sku":"12190809155276079422","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":56140168233126,"sku":"87352371039605545683","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":56140168429734,"sku":"13133106305434610234","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":56140168626342,"sku":"29133716126159124635","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56140168822950,"sku":"83733368372771273801","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56140169019558,"sku":"14691392732294211917","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56140169216166,"sku":"22397784980776400052","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":56140168069286,"sku":"27606913817699032072","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":56140168265894,"sku":"98572005710756738172","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":56140168462502,"sku":"53205868877575862903","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":56140168659110,"sku":"90255948050938164343","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":56140168855718,"sku":"26368501721717722726","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":56140169052326,"sku":"30542405763168725817","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":56140169248934,"sku":"34877153272509524001","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/3247\/9654\/files\/t-shirt-black-s-i-shoot-manual-t-shirt-1218391871.jpg?v=1769633669"},{"product_id":"symptoms-of-gas-t-shirt","title":"Symptoms Of Gas T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor photographers who know the struggle. The 4 AM alarms. The missed shots. The lens that cost more than the car.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePrinted to order in the USA — no waste, no warehouse full of unsold stock. Comfortable enough for 12-hour shoots. Designs with technically accurate settings and self-deprecating humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot generic camera memes. Not motivational nonsense. \u003cstrong\u003eJust gear for photographers who respect the craft and can laugh at the absurdity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":56224973750438,"sku":"18159106577827089949","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":56224973947046,"sku":"28776001278119661825","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":56224974143654,"sku":"12787153884565997687","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":56224974340262,"sku":"18357572748495805251","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":56224974536870,"sku":"32076170134464195381","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":56224974733478,"sku":"14965506871072905070","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":56224974930086,"sku":"14728443351358512940","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":56224973652134,"sku":"19279473199568467703","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":56224973848742,"sku":"32375338829383211504","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":56224974045350,"sku":"21876283477021020804","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":56224974241958,"sku":"23778872034652759851","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":56224974438566,"sku":"24136440643803442350","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":56224974635174,"sku":"16510388323449034008","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":56224974831782,"sku":"18483772363833876493","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":56224973783206,"sku":"33905628134524601362","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":56224973979814,"sku":"30444914388729229275","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":56224974176422,"sku":"16094980607508193472","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":56224974373030,"sku":"21443880371401483315","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":56224974569638,"sku":"10782051664109187760","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":56224974766246,"sku":"22387061277840444557","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":56224974962854,"sku":"88669591699965458620","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":56224973619366,"sku":"22337810951812907799","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":56224973815974,"sku":"27079171225981901369","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":56224974012582,"sku":"16424850605375206265","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":56224974209190,"sku":"24131338344477942595","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56224974405798,"sku":"16700493000267748317","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56224974602406,"sku":"29176531085085926198","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56224974799014,"sku":"93233618306010895455","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":56224973684902,"sku":"18823498991687937086","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":56224973881510,"sku":"24859367775699644340","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":56224974078118,"sku":"33984855424663004655","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":56224974274726,"sku":"32761569501543849741","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56224974471334,"sku":"21667988746795156450","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56224974667942,"sku":"29300399853718640486","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56224974864550,"sku":"24742550003861685204","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":56224973717670,"sku":"85113346442932459508","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":56224973914278,"sku":"14726180080155629684","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":56224974110886,"sku":"14102672912327111669","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":56224974307494,"sku":"27854679932799754795","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":56224974504102,"sku":"23006501212180120251","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":56224974700710,"sku":"20694840910622559035","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":56224974897318,"sku":"30743630686968215132","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/3247\/9654\/files\/t-shirt-black-s-symptoms-of-gas-t-shirt-1224489753.jpg?v=1772311809"},{"product_id":"editing-brutal-cull-t-shirt","title":"Brutal Cull T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor photographers who know the struggle. The 4 AM alarms. The missed shots. The lens that cost more than the car.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePrinted to order in the USA — no waste, no warehouse full of unsold stock. Comfortable enough for 12-hour shoots. Designs with technically accurate settings and self-deprecating humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot generic camera memes. Not motivational nonsense. \u003cstrong\u003eJust gear for photographers who respect the craft and can laugh at the absurdity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":56318408261798,"sku":"28502799784912381250","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":56318408458406,"sku":"81062783360696480249","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":56318408655014,"sku":"19396748756097924534","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":56318408851622,"sku":"25787046985906477397","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318409048230,"sku":"11957047045230367528","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318409244838,"sku":"25895427524308124929","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318409441446,"sku":"15205606060007857734","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":56318408294566,"sku":"26636094278375607032","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":56318408491174,"sku":"15997648097490330135","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":56318408687782,"sku":"33351010105937902185","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":56318408884390,"sku":"32198242167843038989","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318409080998,"sku":"47938846429921871828","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318409277606,"sku":"13301415009072257443","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318409474214,"sku":"24073862140744679065","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":56318408196262,"sku":"12593406709230010632","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":56318408392870,"sku":"17482453634729470682","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":56318408589478,"sku":"32149301138488069988","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":56318408786086,"sku":"32829673494322433020","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318408982694,"sku":"14284221403509949763","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318409179302,"sku":"28764475432035121749","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318409375910,"sku":"32569058244150236631","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":56318408327334,"sku":"21532054132004611994","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":56318408523942,"sku":"29194493118563160942","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":56318408720550,"sku":"44737158838132185765","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":56318408917158,"sku":"45388905922437080982","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318409113766,"sku":"13449119217410395899","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318409310374,"sku":"28883284730676415357","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318409506982,"sku":"33680299526963393689","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":56318408163494,"sku":"40492491852346298944","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":56318408360102,"sku":"40231819994003924330","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":56318408556710,"sku":"13528440809232994574","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":56318408753318,"sku":"21372302810680301265","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318408949926,"sku":"13928925324409500365","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318409146534,"sku":"11279527741835463348","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318409343142,"sku":"32309500074907195432","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":56318408229030,"sku":"11933706559644026546","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":56318408425638,"sku":"33438569561356953880","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":56318408622246,"sku":"16945909158522649965","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":56318408818854,"sku":"20242400180389289237","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318409015462,"sku":"14650260841606170714","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318409212070,"sku":"67016153347705016693","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318409408678,"sku":"15619566735268484376","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/3247\/9654\/files\/t-shirt-sport-grey-s-brutal-cull-t-shirt-1228798953.jpg?v=1774340415"},{"product_id":"editing-ctrl-z-therapist-t-shirt","title":"CTRL Z Therapist T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor photographers who know the struggle. The 4 AM alarms. The missed shots. The lens that cost more than the car.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePrinted to order in the USA — no waste, no warehouse full of unsold stock. Comfortable enough for 12-hour shoots. Designs with technically accurate settings and self-deprecating humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot generic camera memes. Not motivational nonsense. \u003cstrong\u003eJust gear for photographers who respect the craft and can laugh at the absurdity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":56318413471910,"sku":"21475375794902033229","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":56318413668518,"sku":"17387151679908993871","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":56318413865126,"sku":"20998808596758918471","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":56318414061734,"sku":"22120615302040248623","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318414258342,"sku":"14780427190036877221","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318414454950,"sku":"30344943590885002601","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318414651558,"sku":"29127652427057688911","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":56318413439142,"sku":"18480985786692293474","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":56318413635750,"sku":"15576344859465962125","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":56318413832358,"sku":"23792244567381926665","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":56318414028966,"sku":"30238275290719293119","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318414225574,"sku":"97911441097905616148","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318414422182,"sku":"21305288112814974717","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318414618790,"sku":"16195068464645191702","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":56318413340838,"sku":"24933173745970479538","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":56318413537446,"sku":"17987326858679489852","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":56318413734054,"sku":"38183490460867772258","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":56318413930662,"sku":"15148001810333004149","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318414127270,"sku":"23797467338995816920","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318414323878,"sku":"29086097690114759710","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318414520486,"sku":"55572207474375988777","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":56318413308070,"sku":"20168434150927882217","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":56318413504678,"sku":"97275260506657514900","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":56318413701286,"sku":"42160161053942297566","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":56318413897894,"sku":"10754883595476948319","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318414094502,"sku":"87691681206662969902","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318414291110,"sku":"72015370246956185325","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318414487718,"sku":"14397460062850381091","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":56318413373606,"sku":"52954030415707130577","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":56318413570214,"sku":"23439736236291650010","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":56318413766822,"sku":"10675554956379200138","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":56318413963430,"sku":"15688447350838875225","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318414160038,"sku":"55183375999321503679","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318414356646,"sku":"20125527920975078482","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318414553254,"sku":"73627331601627648459","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":56318413406374,"sku":"22338686352943822697","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":56318413602982,"sku":"16617308068784738430","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":56318413799590,"sku":"16049396901999518593","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":56318413996198,"sku":"32254880006316909750","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318414192806,"sku":"11490010096397101118","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318414389414,"sku":"15889360672398173497","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318414586022,"sku":"29505937552704303462","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/3247\/9654\/files\/t-shirt-military-green-s-ctrl-z-therapist-t-shirt-1228798926.jpg?v=1774340236"},{"product_id":"editing-editor-rhythm-t-shirt","title":"Editor Rhythm T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor photographers who know the struggle. The 4 AM alarms. The missed shots. The lens that cost more than the car.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePrinted to order in the USA — no waste, no warehouse full of unsold stock. Comfortable enough for 12-hour shoots. Designs with technically accurate settings and self-deprecating humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot generic camera memes. Not motivational nonsense. \u003cstrong\u003eJust gear for photographers who respect the craft and can laugh at the absurdity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":56318417600678,"sku":"38630921067337991076","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":56318417797286,"sku":"66643957407118616352","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":56318417993894,"sku":"16424751137440691111","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":56318418190502,"sku":"25584349474358538566","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318418387110,"sku":"22022506051874279239","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318418583718,"sku":"69078666700302496877","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318418780326,"sku":"15675307022850951566","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":56318417502374,"sku":"29209039148104717238","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":56318417698982,"sku":"26457675316430891514","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":56318417895590,"sku":"74059600531031639893","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":56318418092198,"sku":"41428920140960612102","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318418288806,"sku":"31995773075021831823","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318418485414,"sku":"18570725346013671242","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318418682022,"sku":"23884556347452822081","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":56318417633446,"sku":"23152556800060766366","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":56318417830054,"sku":"44848861084370569030","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":56318418026662,"sku":"11202093867871938836","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":56318418223270,"sku":"25536493696953384399","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318418419878,"sku":"24207722802509164974","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318418616486,"sku":"31354969397745581403","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318418813094,"sku":"14820301235299615677","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":56318417469606,"sku":"16795763808587406622","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":56318417666214,"sku":"54600961325792575197","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":56318417862822,"sku":"21342308254838954242","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":56318418059430,"sku":"14705266480185231964","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318418256038,"sku":"35140570345713787460","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318418452646,"sku":"28915711148539880494","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318418649254,"sku":"92991598277474336717","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":56318417535142,"sku":"22876984691938384420","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":56318417731750,"sku":"71699463916077005412","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":56318417928358,"sku":"23058930904982700104","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":56318418124966,"sku":"32294195021003037985","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318418321574,"sku":"20880520867390452071","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318418518182,"sku":"27018431780302039249","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318418714790,"sku":"10595315526104628294","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":56318417567910,"sku":"24861652491762160005","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":56318417764518,"sku":"29933557671539505842","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":56318417961126,"sku":"20608298968029570969","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":56318418157734,"sku":"25068405166086271928","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318418354342,"sku":"26827186228874708641","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318418550950,"sku":"19341894235469975330","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318418747558,"sku":"71238593849017085245","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/3247\/9654\/files\/t-shirt-black-s-editor-rhythm-t-shirt-1228806650.jpg?v=1774327035"},{"product_id":"editing-the-unedited-backlog-t-shirt","title":"The Unedited Backlog T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor photographers who know the struggle. The 4 AM alarms. The missed shots. The lens that cost more than the car.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePrinted to order in the USA — no waste, no warehouse full of unsold stock. Comfortable enough for 12-hour shoots. Designs with technically accurate settings and self-deprecating humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot generic camera memes. Not motivational nonsense. \u003cstrong\u003eJust gear for photographers who respect the craft and can laugh at the absurdity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":56318421237926,"sku":"11349596521306871718","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":56318421434534,"sku":"31331789335427407410","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":56318421631142,"sku":"26331263583572254127","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":56318421827750,"sku":"24710729508287017164","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318422024358,"sku":"74233785817008439552","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318422220966,"sku":"12086261165470587157","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318422417574,"sku":"24533340319711838179","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":56318421303462,"sku":"94873320142147795506","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":56318421500070,"sku":"62517991356336470560","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":56318421696678,"sku":"20860889796377116047","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":56318421893286,"sku":"91520936343782002690","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318422089894,"sku":"72303934611719633837","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318422286502,"sku":"28513580605781811813","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318422483110,"sku":"22164837686818947510","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":56318421205158,"sku":"27164309949440413004","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":56318421401766,"sku":"11375140519340122030","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":56318421598374,"sku":"13327543156161310996","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":56318421794982,"sku":"41721675375469314097","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318421991590,"sku":"62173412521968892010","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318422188198,"sku":"15455707043310260034","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318422384806,"sku":"21319202207631551072","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":56318421336230,"sku":"14098278855565210525","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":56318421532838,"sku":"22224154203776181093","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":56318421729446,"sku":"21642034605986611931","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":56318421926054,"sku":"88695085595001196196","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318422122662,"sku":"20852506743224916270","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318422319270,"sku":"20017500280157312993","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318422515878,"sku":"15382222985378701017","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":56318421172390,"sku":"26873909025764629774","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":56318421368998,"sku":"41391658433672935928","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":56318421565606,"sku":"67207022169041069171","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":56318421762214,"sku":"19760403488335361797","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318421958822,"sku":"25857357500000772468","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318422155430,"sku":"17833497926116660644","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318422352038,"sku":"13144082197795015038","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":56318421270694,"sku":"17748211708521498675","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":56318421467302,"sku":"30907092175909882576","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":56318421663910,"sku":"14587717967884762401","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":56318421860518,"sku":"22666752538544008396","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318422057126,"sku":"25780422930730076823","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318422253734,"sku":"97663174716360321375","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318422450342,"sku":"60591173689791111769","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/3247\/9654\/files\/t-shirt-royal-s-the-unedited-backlog-t-shirt-1228806700.jpg?v=1774326675"},{"product_id":"emotional-blue-hour-t-shirt","title":"Blue Hour T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor photographers who know the struggle. The 4 AM alarms. The missed shots. The lens that cost more than the car.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePrinted to order in the USA — no waste, no warehouse full of unsold stock. Comfortable enough for 12-hour shoots. Designs with technically accurate settings and self-deprecating humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot generic camera memes. Not motivational nonsense. \u003cstrong\u003eJust gear for photographers who respect the craft and can laugh at the absurdity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":56318428709030,"sku":"86163507730480376440","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":56318428905638,"sku":"13529778069506405546","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":56318429102246,"sku":"31787944715470210603","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":56318429298854,"sku":"33979345894290993072","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318429495462,"sku":"46207844968761245658","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318429692070,"sku":"25467424126763875784","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318429888678,"sku":"83133478611509905940","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":56318428676262,"sku":"16046734777943439690","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":56318428872870,"sku":"31778519560568622668","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":56318429069478,"sku":"16745779622184309787","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":56318429266086,"sku":"26155731401525986652","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318429462694,"sku":"30353027756540872932","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318429659302,"sku":"14708614113049786029","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318429855910,"sku":"65866993300923733115","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":56318428774566,"sku":"10001780179083268057","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":56318428971174,"sku":"12052171168038499581","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":56318429167782,"sku":"21379505834226650208","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":56318429364390,"sku":"29124549495924891763","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318429560998,"sku":"20982387748928993225","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318429757606,"sku":"33578857446441684641","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318429954214,"sku":"29124557536147185590","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":56318428807334,"sku":"31111415524969753601","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":56318429003942,"sku":"83511458770466335007","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":56318429200550,"sku":"96128740372384853759","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":56318429397158,"sku":"24499236264016637254","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318429593766,"sku":"14374869592287575208","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318429790374,"sku":"32868479853443961399","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318429986982,"sku":"20183453778690378116","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":56318428643494,"sku":"62713664763378016655","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":56318428840102,"sku":"89112175339912086877","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":56318429036710,"sku":"29420490274258489700","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":56318429233318,"sku":"32009250157234982800","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318429429926,"sku":"42062557390840407772","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318429626534,"sku":"79113699585088002158","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318429823142,"sku":"30787559048550763819","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":56318428741798,"sku":"13697598996775296372","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":56318428938406,"sku":"10624537329051982517","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":56318429135014,"sku":"18101160652638803551","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":56318429331622,"sku":"71997681385645906603","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318429528230,"sku":"92813507577607261672","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318429724838,"sku":"48835361575063057493","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318429921446,"sku":"25178782683636648819","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/3247\/9654\/files\/t-shirt-royal-s-emotional-blue-hour-t-shirt-1228798810.jpg?v=1774338674"},{"product_id":"modes-continous-shooting-t-shirt","title":"Continous Shooting T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor photographers who know the struggle. The 4 AM alarms. The missed shots. The lens that cost more than the car.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePrinted to order in the USA — no waste, no warehouse full of unsold stock. Comfortable enough for 12-hour shoots. Designs with technically accurate settings and self-deprecating humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot generic camera memes. Not motivational nonsense. \u003cstrong\u003eJust gear for photographers who respect the craft and can laugh at the absurdity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":56318446600358,"sku":"44309972790830678831","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":56318446796966,"sku":"11419207960019606975","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":56318446993574,"sku":"12757895095951015246","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":56318447190182,"sku":"13708252118920538449","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318447386790,"sku":"26256803337357103352","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318447583398,"sku":"13064109732132255368","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318447780006,"sku":"71701173258531530203","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":56318446502054,"sku":"20992870316490913881","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":56318446698662,"sku":"30039107882064300966","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":56318446895270,"sku":"33671090486793512958","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":56318447091878,"sku":"22896711217470985286","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318447288486,"sku":"33471442236327459827","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318447485094,"sku":"66820724362105287805","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318447681702,"sku":"89699607324387048955","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":56318446633126,"sku":"45312642380466169534","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":56318446829734,"sku":"11472415700318014518","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":56318447026342,"sku":"71021220938437083171","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":56318447222950,"sku":"18016108369544110321","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318447419558,"sku":"16561909615032457613","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318447616166,"sku":"65969449331823035557","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318447812774,"sku":"26378500231846909110","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":56318446469286,"sku":"24693022697428505148","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":56318446665894,"sku":"32972834953702511774","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":56318446862502,"sku":"22824472233357743448","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":56318447059110,"sku":"14644852065539608168","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318447255718,"sku":"13131357965439017453","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318447452326,"sku":"10274376744504519409","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318447648934,"sku":"20670432529338112913","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":56318446534822,"sku":"22075758139759352061","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":56318446731430,"sku":"79205280835497329322","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":56318446928038,"sku":"68937766492085962018","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":56318447124646,"sku":"27311223636805532434","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318447321254,"sku":"12158551945809887580","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318447517862,"sku":"13032783687981840841","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318447714470,"sku":"17126659471662655136","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":56318446567590,"sku":"12194957608674799169","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":56318446764198,"sku":"29504885705981962218","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":56318446960806,"sku":"22822235603003592361","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":56318447157414,"sku":"11036341942825741972","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318447354022,"sku":"33675974116677898955","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318447550630,"sku":"25585147288516274868","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318447747238,"sku":"12635255936458991854","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/3247\/9654\/files\/t-shirt-black-s-continous-shooting-t-shirt-1228798862.jpg?v=1774335674"},{"product_id":"outdoors-viewfinder-studio-t-shirt","title":"Viewfinder Studio T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor photographers who know the struggle. The 4 AM alarms. The missed shots. The lens that cost more than the car.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePrinted to order in the USA — no waste, no warehouse full of unsold stock. Comfortable enough for 12-hour shoots. Designs with technically accurate settings and self-deprecating humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot generic camera memes. Not motivational nonsense. \u003cstrong\u003eJust gear for photographers who respect the craft and can laugh at the absurdity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":56318485135526,"sku":"23316949512510705653","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":56318485332134,"sku":"25324192165652386399","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":56318485528742,"sku":"55326552815026777903","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":56318485725350,"sku":"33177035938076860807","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318485921958,"sku":"29155990961888813601","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318486118566,"sku":"13220231054170882883","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318486315174,"sku":"10470422935459461571","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":56318485233830,"sku":"16681388438231867031","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":56318485430438,"sku":"69880782999908241111","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":56318485627046,"sku":"25946939789806576085","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":56318485823654,"sku":"51069952663450678967","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318486020262,"sku":"97297388631283766158","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318486216870,"sku":"92474246470741107683","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318486413478,"sku":"25804493529886468583","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":56318485266598,"sku":"21147424399026674310","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":56318485463206,"sku":"94297145535790594707","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":56318485659814,"sku":"29676527355435513116","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":56318485856422,"sku":"24292667548523263128","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318486053030,"sku":"79577977605420430912","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318486249638,"sku":"46741366364518931927","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318486446246,"sku":"73956170849377282047","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":56318485102758,"sku":"97535682399657509994","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":56318485299366,"sku":"23921772846217322377","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":56318485495974,"sku":"53781656285312635138","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":56318485692582,"sku":"16966522919404896052","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318485889190,"sku":"12914572845244726028","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318486085798,"sku":"23803140733547958739","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318486282406,"sku":"31295812558724091995","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":56318485168294,"sku":"70268756170328005760","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":56318485364902,"sku":"48931206778408381087","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":56318485561510,"sku":"24953835181625925018","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":56318485758118,"sku":"33832566139268120821","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318485954726,"sku":"30011929910011239917","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318486151334,"sku":"29974115352380588041","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318486347942,"sku":"32566805997989184583","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":56318485201062,"sku":"23105826063964212574","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":56318485397670,"sku":"22933375367489271592","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":56318485594278,"sku":"17835071061527178049","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":56318485790886,"sku":"22847251192523073230","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318485987494,"sku":"71183130973671832578","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318486184102,"sku":"28033154403111927852","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318486380710,"sku":"25738785304903843060","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/3247\/9654\/files\/t-shirt-navy-s-viewfinder-studio-t-shirt-1228806709.jpg?v=1774338014"},{"product_id":"outdoors-weather-app-t-shirt","title":"Weather App T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor photographers who know the struggle. The 4 AM alarms. The missed shots. The lens that cost more than the car.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePrinted to order in the USA — no waste, no warehouse full of unsold stock. Comfortable enough for 12-hour shoots. Designs with technically accurate settings and self-deprecating humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot generic camera memes. Not motivational nonsense. \u003cstrong\u003eJust gear for photographers who respect the craft and can laugh at the absurdity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":56318486970534,"sku":"25395439386126409851","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":56318487167142,"sku":"49280172448648918848","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":56318487363750,"sku":"33362015117261612542","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":56318487560358,"sku":"79500610951345920720","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318487756966,"sku":"30967551559879663918","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318487953574,"sku":"20361691824553603375","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318488150182,"sku":"23464064047061771166","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":56318486872230,"sku":"19866486500626074000","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":56318487068838,"sku":"32191111928210004082","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":56318487265446,"sku":"26069065516518913578","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":56318487462054,"sku":"14924208979603269634","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318487658662,"sku":"31543898617300577024","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318487855270,"sku":"12952355910279623826","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318488051878,"sku":"25251800871995633058","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":56318487003302,"sku":"27973376904158962719","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":56318487199910,"sku":"10909002338400249498","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":56318487396518,"sku":"28836400107539993648","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":56318487593126,"sku":"13591640959915624695","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318487789734,"sku":"13232709337655723188","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318487986342,"sku":"22115950374984120752","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318488182950,"sku":"11493647634566923651","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":56318486839462,"sku":"21084681532260954363","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":56318487036070,"sku":"23307469304089364918","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":56318487232678,"sku":"19085776352534076271","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":56318487429286,"sku":"51968715829474935277","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318487625894,"sku":"24542403074265602900","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318487822502,"sku":"28353125204318697093","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318488019110,"sku":"30118932470990537885","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":56318486904998,"sku":"23408744900061249410","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":56318487101606,"sku":"47647876245434385133","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":56318487298214,"sku":"12679610118280739425","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":56318487494822,"sku":"25433377576831756619","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318487691430,"sku":"29077755103600914608","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318487888038,"sku":"97568761998071410674","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318488084646,"sku":"33999423263176540392","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":56318486937766,"sku":"18340270569381467218","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":56318487134374,"sku":"22412846175121674927","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":56318487330982,"sku":"17456653138669207225","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":56318487527590,"sku":"22666462658037065736","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":56318487724198,"sku":"14273547575404079211","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":56318487920806,"sku":"20276342047278849646","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":56318488117414,"sku":"38913528855797234348","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/3247\/9654\/files\/t-shirt-black-s-weather-app-t-shirt-1228806686.jpg?v=1774341495"},{"product_id":"gear-victim-t-shirt","title":"Gear Victim T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor photographers who know the struggle. The 4 AM alarms. The missed shots. The lens that cost more than the car.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePrinted to order in the USA — no waste, no warehouse full of unsold stock. Comfortable enough for 12-hour shoots. Designs with technically accurate settings and self-deprecating humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot generic camera memes. Not motivational nonsense. \u003cstrong\u003eJust gear for photographers who respect the craft and can laugh at the absurdity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":56331615305894,"sku":"31695161645479920894","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":56331615502502,"sku":"33332438698187675920","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":56331615699110,"sku":"13149231010605260713","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":56331615895718,"sku":"32172182412429800271","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331616092326,"sku":"20058722374617745375","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331616288934,"sku":"20170841468131867309","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331616485542,"sku":"32717916726752725072","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":56331615207590,"sku":"13711521600285858712","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":56331615404198,"sku":"95920508372208551104","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":56331615600806,"sku":"97898453801991109558","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":56331615797414,"sku":"77980577253238177858","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331615994022,"sku":"26747033505437598852","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331616190630,"sku":"27770671371648246761","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331616387238,"sku":"32959139810666657111","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":56331615338662,"sku":"26291976405937981123","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":56331615535270,"sku":"14481721713742289892","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":56331615731878,"sku":"25039552948595899569","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":56331615928486,"sku":"78043209859604660744","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331616125094,"sku":"15707711597223980274","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331616321702,"sku":"32299898111283455649","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331616518310,"sku":"18025543778404814669","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":56331615174822,"sku":"21599224400715664100","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":56331615371430,"sku":"24319208762914806790","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":56331615568038,"sku":"78462067850585170078","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":56331615764646,"sku":"19012551422383142512","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331615961254,"sku":"23568003188835705383","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331616157862,"sku":"71822166063410649639","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331616354470,"sku":"29515511170431530466","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":56331615240358,"sku":"18146051174736137267","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":56331615436966,"sku":"28424343548021623003","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":56331615633574,"sku":"30479297432387514262","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":56331615830182,"sku":"29409116741384737629","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331616026790,"sku":"74869880321612497397","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331616223398,"sku":"18068211250823906187","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331616420006,"sku":"26752393097265577300","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":56331615273126,"sku":"89766002073517185392","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":56331615469734,"sku":"17792019156385457922","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":56331615666342,"sku":"39722372844559228153","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":56331615862950,"sku":"12039333848512847828","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331616059558,"sku":"31422130755750222871","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331616256166,"sku":"24214902501004846631","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331616452774,"sku":"19495486759115779999","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/3247\/9654\/files\/t-shirt-black-s-gear-victim-t-shirt-1230323347.jpg?v=1774890189"},{"product_id":"just-one-more_2-t-shirt","title":"Just One More Lens T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor photographers who know the struggle. The 4 AM alarms. The missed shots. The lens that cost more than the car.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePrinted to order in the USA — no waste, no warehouse full of unsold stock. Comfortable enough for 12-hour shoots. Designs with technically accurate settings and self-deprecating humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot generic camera memes. Not motivational nonsense. \u003cstrong\u003eJust gear for photographers who respect the craft and can laugh at the absurdity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":56331618779302,"sku":"83288330962786779703","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":56331618975910,"sku":"13357831895170645723","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":56331619172518,"sku":"11754090828363598000","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":56331619369126,"sku":"53114957627735439207","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331619565734,"sku":"32161887172914314680","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331619762342,"sku":"19280682425157566706","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331619958950,"sku":"19206835840273959888","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":56331618877606,"sku":"10994933719118560440","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":56331619074214,"sku":"99529556501227169903","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":56331619270822,"sku":"22348263526039846386","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":56331619467430,"sku":"21984643325698148444","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331619664038,"sku":"91845467564918174656","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331619860646,"sku":"26626620708870377162","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331620057254,"sku":"26317173317483174284","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":56331618910374,"sku":"31526054128484276453","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":56331619106982,"sku":"19108575188715323853","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":56331619303590,"sku":"20722919139576470574","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":56331619500198,"sku":"31922654198845167573","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331619696806,"sku":"33355587217279175676","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331619893414,"sku":"60432382640046095574","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331620090022,"sku":"60929198627840618345","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":56331618746534,"sku":"17461216199040084713","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":56331618943142,"sku":"25546221148009645767","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":56331619139750,"sku":"15357669454726163819","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":56331619336358,"sku":"31546352029607316213","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331619532966,"sku":"26537367062080518276","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331619729574,"sku":"27349887771894712827","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331619926182,"sku":"89822732638211113344","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":56331618812070,"sku":"22735912930347956705","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":56331619008678,"sku":"19857846236236362010","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":56331619205286,"sku":"43569788106721192251","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":56331619401894,"sku":"39960989672625171479","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331619598502,"sku":"33914950465362235855","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331619795110,"sku":"16740318184121881218","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331619991718,"sku":"21641734660647909197","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":56331618844838,"sku":"29877941573091412027","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":56331619041446,"sku":"15950358564080489752","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":56331619238054,"sku":"54028293367121514159","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":56331619434662,"sku":"24994855091191596427","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331619631270,"sku":"73698507175613017034","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331619827878,"sku":"14947567126657755058","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331620024486,"sku":"20831121775401020624","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/3247\/9654\/files\/t-shirt-just-one-more-2-t-shirt-1230323251.jpg?v=1774885509"},{"product_id":"lens-cap-t-shirt","title":"Lens Cap T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor photographers who know the struggle. The 4 AM alarms. The missed shots. The lens that cost more than the car.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePrinted to order in the USA — no waste, no warehouse full of unsold stock. Comfortable enough for 12-hour shoots. Designs with technically accurate settings and self-deprecating humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot generic camera memes. Not motivational nonsense. \u003cstrong\u003eJust gear for photographers who respect the craft and can laugh at the absurdity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":56331622613158,"sku":"22883406174351161117","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":56331622809766,"sku":"30768446322546456448","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":56331623006374,"sku":"43844343156987762963","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":56331623202982,"sku":"21919490563421042393","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331623399590,"sku":"32977023949506469709","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331623596198,"sku":"59247509743915271227","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331623792806,"sku":"26444403954923860045","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":56331622514854,"sku":"18167235824508235562","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":56331622711462,"sku":"10000467732554606769","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":56331622908070,"sku":"13263798404790234505","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":56331623104678,"sku":"55636412364494381327","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331623301286,"sku":"16525788819394513031","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331623497894,"sku":"32707495786813455717","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331623694502,"sku":"16780939003736834454","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":56331622645926,"sku":"26627499969050031279","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":56331622842534,"sku":"20421689289523064071","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":56331623039142,"sku":"64428528686515599675","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":56331623235750,"sku":"32299943541360063226","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331623432358,"sku":"73079035192004199724","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331623628966,"sku":"26128901876978741590","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331623825574,"sku":"69902023287318724427","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":56331622482086,"sku":"42094648287496071313","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":56331622678694,"sku":"55331853439969476970","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":56331622875302,"sku":"72372686577638443948","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":56331623071910,"sku":"19891127589905943923","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331623268518,"sku":"16377552581465352925","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331623465126,"sku":"31626703798712327133","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331623661734,"sku":"10817567731201866438","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":56331622547622,"sku":"18953190383256092985","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":56331622744230,"sku":"94375720572083333415","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":56331622940838,"sku":"16419775404591854926","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":56331623137446,"sku":"21180717035486329751","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331623334054,"sku":"15247748054054732556","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331623530662,"sku":"21504252161616406622","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331623727270,"sku":"59140984353164045624","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":56331622580390,"sku":"32135889184791475010","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":56331622776998,"sku":"44336477906977353632","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":56331622973606,"sku":"19093469650636115543","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":56331623170214,"sku":"23883430772909885337","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331623366822,"sku":"14358794919457709569","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331623563430,"sku":"25675827607328622812","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331623760038,"sku":"19363470609820571610","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/3247\/9654\/files\/t-shirt-black-s-lens-cap-t-shirt-1230323296.jpg?v=1774888873"},{"product_id":"manual-pretense-t-shirt","title":"Manual Pretense T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor photographers who know the struggle. The 4 AM alarms. The missed shots. The lens that cost more than the car.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePrinted to order in the USA — no waste, no warehouse full of unsold stock. Comfortable enough for 12-hour shoots. Designs with technically accurate settings and self-deprecating humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot generic camera memes. Not motivational nonsense. \u003cstrong\u003eJust gear for photographers who respect the craft and can laugh at the absurdity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":56331624349862,"sku":"12519548137043464261","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":56331624546470,"sku":"25837528206500515982","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":56331624743078,"sku":"18600506781912624004","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":56331624939686,"sku":"26234701806911565773","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331625136294,"sku":"22785922018169937527","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331625332902,"sku":"27937270844529347886","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331625529510,"sku":"10436507428937598308","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":56331624251558,"sku":"11493040626088875841","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":56331624448166,"sku":"16475664600325315069","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":56331624644774,"sku":"26400737303084286536","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":56331624841382,"sku":"18219248774912992148","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331625037990,"sku":"19218795444917900087","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331625234598,"sku":"15694210658626024069","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331625431206,"sku":"45393205936336128292","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":56331624382630,"sku":"89405736386486338704","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":56331624579238,"sku":"32019983225567901140","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":56331624775846,"sku":"16239585015600421750","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":56331624972454,"sku":"20608717944399830567","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331625169062,"sku":"29989540802711634342","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331625365670,"sku":"16775511730219261343","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331625562278,"sku":"24578132308531475944","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":56331624218790,"sku":"20572636105744689305","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":56331624415398,"sku":"19413395901121675141","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":56331624612006,"sku":"30815145516383431298","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":56331624808614,"sku":"23229429142190908609","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331625005222,"sku":"17820326188549010216","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331625201830,"sku":"25343022153662419025","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331625398438,"sku":"15295509960148084448","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":56331624284326,"sku":"29414587120929338172","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":56331624480934,"sku":"11430662254620103717","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":56331624677542,"sku":"15397801428139393454","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":56331624874150,"sku":"31584016066598636390","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331625070758,"sku":"94445162907843259450","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331625267366,"sku":"62562055053692127673","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331625463974,"sku":"30896448150118798743","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":56331624317094,"sku":"28187540180925366729","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":56331624513702,"sku":"25705208002865931536","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":56331624710310,"sku":"19415148906667936387","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":56331624906918,"sku":"22419450258307491489","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331625103526,"sku":"25209340394114275769","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331625300134,"sku":"13166792432463382649","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331625496742,"sku":"16791473511755952676","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/3247\/9654\/files\/t-shirt-black-s-manual-pretense-t-shirt-1230323302.jpg?v=1774888511"},{"product_id":"may-snap-t-shirt","title":"May Snap T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor photographers who know the struggle. The 4 AM alarms. The missed shots. The lens that cost more than the car.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePrinted to order in the USA — no waste, no warehouse full of unsold stock. Comfortable enough for 12-hour shoots. Designs with technically accurate settings and self-deprecating humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot generic camera memes. Not motivational nonsense. \u003cstrong\u003eJust gear for photographers who respect the craft and can laugh at the absurdity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":56331627954342,"sku":"28676193090803242432","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":56331628150950,"sku":"26522365701797692772","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":56331628347558,"sku":"10776843301427166979","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":56331628544166,"sku":"24936347997352886781","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331628740774,"sku":"21474241218726094128","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331628937382,"sku":"29310532699946537552","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331629133990,"sku":"89546302720558357480","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":56331627921574,"sku":"35607705920913484688","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":56331628118182,"sku":"18180122596361965950","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":56331628314790,"sku":"19462647013072936971","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":56331628511398,"sku":"31599184885807746118","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331628708006,"sku":"15090302005415446200","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331628904614,"sku":"26918790601617836877","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331629101222,"sku":"30616769056950050475","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":56331627823270,"sku":"31741515134014153950","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":56331628019878,"sku":"68052974433189581674","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":56331628216486,"sku":"79107086846359554746","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":56331628413094,"sku":"31694430237242833651","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331628609702,"sku":"27794530200353615382","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331628806310,"sku":"96982707097077332118","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331629002918,"sku":"26480028055456696066","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":56331627790502,"sku":"54567038371506465576","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":56331627987110,"sku":"25925216394755960185","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":56331628183718,"sku":"20668329719670424732","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":56331628380326,"sku":"21788736954054786847","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331628576934,"sku":"30187178643622374047","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331628773542,"sku":"13323014695278705014","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331628970150,"sku":"16524063015680982765","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":56331627856038,"sku":"14142866507731964481","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":56331628052646,"sku":"19700450928784746322","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":56331628249254,"sku":"11986716680834078537","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":56331628445862,"sku":"12473804151344722711","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331628642470,"sku":"27019963010323365032","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331628839078,"sku":"69952360772545135729","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331629035686,"sku":"10285979537653135741","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":56331627888806,"sku":"11918413808766367677","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":56331628085414,"sku":"29701545846387843174","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":56331628282022,"sku":"20496977285588546274","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":56331628478630,"sku":"22444956979888865716","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331628675238,"sku":"66195412247172437388","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331628871846,"sku":"20505193388852648801","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331629068454,"sku":"22999505553554448517","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/3247\/9654\/files\/t-shirt-military-green-s-may-snap-t-shirt-1230323253.jpg?v=1774885392"},{"product_id":"more-lens-caps-t-shirt","title":"More Lens Caps T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor photographers who know the struggle. The 4 AM alarms. The missed shots. The lens that cost more than the car.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePrinted to order in the USA — no waste, no warehouse full of unsold stock. Comfortable enough for 12-hour shoots. Designs with technically accurate settings and self-deprecating humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot generic camera memes. Not motivational nonsense. \u003cstrong\u003eJust gear for photographers who respect the craft and can laugh at the absurdity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":56331629822118,"sku":"31504274063842408189","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":56331630018726,"sku":"84860485119056577019","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":56331630215334,"sku":"29981657954243542038","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":56331630411942,"sku":"18954879362322212413","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331630608550,"sku":"31367487498233748732","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331630805158,"sku":"46270018746153054605","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331631001766,"sku":"11203209494120307156","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":56331629723814,"sku":"22245985487961827058","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":56331629920422,"sku":"26640459642626774094","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":56331630117030,"sku":"27937281038269718490","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":56331630313638,"sku":"23670105537332761043","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331630510246,"sku":"11283674945878983621","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331630706854,"sku":"20960607149456050693","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331630903462,"sku":"19665163339749418261","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":56331629854886,"sku":"18885487742212858708","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":56331630051494,"sku":"11625751785747322646","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":56331630248102,"sku":"22509302922122964826","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":56331630444710,"sku":"17277058552929235267","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331630641318,"sku":"21793546405159447167","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331630837926,"sku":"28258498163338960734","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331631034534,"sku":"25201247823682236656","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":56331629691046,"sku":"48685443689456134746","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":56331629887654,"sku":"12407117453401151884","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":56331630084262,"sku":"26197692506938473504","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":56331630280870,"sku":"41942867095666067621","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331630477478,"sku":"13215727880014628265","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331630674086,"sku":"31565010081631488748","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331630870694,"sku":"10561348741161027940","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":56331629756582,"sku":"48795390385099001664","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":56331629953190,"sku":"12942916812589943994","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":56331630149798,"sku":"49419467527676934631","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":56331630346406,"sku":"29402688879702763464","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331630543014,"sku":"87088533864235319066","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331630739622,"sku":"25399046840784574610","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331630936230,"sku":"32115062082030896119","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":56331629789350,"sku":"35632149511020833586","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":56331629985958,"sku":"43733282415862021943","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":56331630182566,"sku":"12976614931570711108","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":56331630379174,"sku":"62922168725523212508","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331630575782,"sku":"28144619362869176887","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331630772390,"sku":"32024291528205464285","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331630968998,"sku":"47321780675664578717","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/3247\/9654\/files\/t-shirt-black-s-more-lens-caps-t-shirt-1230323327.jpg?v=1774887963"},{"product_id":"normal-but-cooler-t-shirt","title":"Normal But Cooler T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor photographers who know the struggle. The 4 AM alarms. The missed shots. The lens that cost more than the car.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePrinted to order in the USA — no waste, no warehouse full of unsold stock. Comfortable enough for 12-hour shoots. Designs with technically accurate settings and self-deprecating humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot generic camera memes. Not motivational nonsense. \u003cstrong\u003eJust gear for photographers who respect the craft and can laugh at the absurdity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":56331631591590,"sku":"31757802957239870422","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":56331631788198,"sku":"30822892685320840264","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":56331631984806,"sku":"10992458518728306766","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":56331632181414,"sku":"34669263400803957095","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331632378022,"sku":"28560547196069142139","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331632574630,"sku":"19402902008988676896","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331632771238,"sku":"24964574531519997834","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":56331631493286,"sku":"57360146009422582052","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":56331631689894,"sku":"11462739241603883840","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":56331631886502,"sku":"10615416834617986464","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":56331632083110,"sku":"15943717816604207223","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331632279718,"sku":"37135218846654330098","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331632476326,"sku":"14203991179340439470","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331632672934,"sku":"30704176397876781487","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":56331631624358,"sku":"26434669863120721475","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":56331631820966,"sku":"33612444488381593253","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":56331632017574,"sku":"19245174836096756398","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":56331632214182,"sku":"56968212132381691857","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331632410790,"sku":"53678861320303042288","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331632607398,"sku":"86807777321352605549","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331632804006,"sku":"12776617190315633612","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":56331631460518,"sku":"27957218361074104954","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":56331631657126,"sku":"33671960954743439387","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":56331631853734,"sku":"20783545625872516205","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":56331632050342,"sku":"28521419897326234174","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331632246950,"sku":"13325002519041364940","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331632443558,"sku":"33853343144866639230","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331632640166,"sku":"31220885141643064684","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":56331631526054,"sku":"84602667293155406380","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":56331631722662,"sku":"64974429720252713794","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":56331631919270,"sku":"60319671963651938556","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":56331632115878,"sku":"34597322147250751851","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331632312486,"sku":"28062856968004574956","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331632509094,"sku":"21357638909990506773","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331632705702,"sku":"13095662284801035268","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":56331631558822,"sku":"25047830558668470098","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":56331631755430,"sku":"14132470207612628673","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":56331631952038,"sku":"27806966836051288266","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":56331632148646,"sku":"68602679802994558844","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331632345254,"sku":"79000703797642589606","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331632541862,"sku":"37985592509770036633","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331632738470,"sku":"55190198799461895490","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/3247\/9654\/files\/t-shirt-black-s-normal-but-cooler-t-shirt-1230323314.jpg?v=1774887551"},{"product_id":"other-camera-t-shirt","title":"Other Camera T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor photographers who know the struggle. The 4 AM alarms. The missed shots. The lens that cost more than the car.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePrinted to order in the USA — no waste, no warehouse full of unsold stock. Comfortable enough for 12-hour shoots. Designs with technically accurate settings and self-deprecating humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot generic camera memes. Not motivational nonsense. \u003cstrong\u003eJust gear for photographers who respect the craft and can laugh at the absurdity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p1\" style='font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\"; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":56331633328294,"sku":"16199903978088683427","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":56331633524902,"sku":"22089775307928843567","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":56331633721510,"sku":"15410074307620292076","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":56331633918118,"sku":"20244357293447709656","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331634114726,"sku":"10489105496061678061","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331634311334,"sku":"30040342632484100633","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331634507942,"sku":"68191757038649411290","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":56331633229990,"sku":"12185475122843815810","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":56331633426598,"sku":"24335403813724940995","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":56331633623206,"sku":"19359271231914360478","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":56331633819814,"sku":"18491954906284200822","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331634016422,"sku":"18534698804780043695","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331634213030,"sku":"20653674963468645640","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331634409638,"sku":"11858021333743270434","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":56331633361062,"sku":"23478069118534909373","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":56331633557670,"sku":"16319975578292847254","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":56331633754278,"sku":"66236310744657275464","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":56331633950886,"sku":"32946425972315155379","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331634147494,"sku":"16435045760516716159","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331634344102,"sku":"25105880397276748267","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331634540710,"sku":"30511787216872853687","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":56331633197222,"sku":"19793689586428642992","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":56331633393830,"sku":"95708105586186105981","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":56331633590438,"sku":"20462876999205696905","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":56331633787046,"sku":"28214215522005355068","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331633983654,"sku":"29456570602989945564","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331634180262,"sku":"28099426329561105255","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331634376870,"sku":"34495408104160622402","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":56331633262758,"sku":"20151530797352236288","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":56331633459366,"sku":"91371422440099600153","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":56331633655974,"sku":"31602590391799973734","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":56331633852582,"sku":"32916083502399625162","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331634049190,"sku":"15883787214572374894","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331634245798,"sku":"22248074025677508330","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331634442406,"sku":"34463018254740294969","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":56331633295526,"sku":"30515194506720839564","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":56331633492134,"sku":"47869862560112691291","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":56331633688742,"sku":"17822172311219469518","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":56331633885350,"sku":"51289790786190035125","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":56331634081958,"sku":"33786275853779053011","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":56331634278566,"sku":"29335909524792704050","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":56331634475174,"sku":"24316670636692383288","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/3247\/9654\/files\/t-shirt-black-s-other-camera-t-shirt-1230323335.jpg?v=1774887191"}],"url":"https:\/\/aperturethreads.com\/collections\/self-deprecating-photography-humor.oembed","provider":"Aperture Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}