Aperture Threads
Serious about the shot. Ourselves? Not so much.
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Made By Someone Who's Actually Done It
Founded by a photographer who's spent 25 years freezing, sweating or being covered in dust in remote places for the shot.
Not a full-time pro—just someone who hoarded holiday days, woke up at 4am, and knows what a shirt needs to feel like after waiting 3 hours for the light.
No-Nonsense Guarantee
Photography is complicated. Returns shouldn't be.
If the shirt doesn't fit or the vibe isn't right, email us within 99 days. We'll refund or replace it—no return needed.
Keep it, donate it, or give it to a friend who shoots JPEG.
Camera Settings That Aren't Random
The settings on my designs aren't random — they're based on real shooting scenarios. Perfect? No. Better than generic merch that slaps f/2.8 on a landscape? Absolutely.
EVERY DESIGN COMES ON TWO SHIRTS. CHOOSE YOUR STYLE.
Classic Tee
Lightweight, smooth, everyday wear
- Crisp, deep black. Sharp design reproduction.
- Smooth surface holds detail.
- From $29.99
Heavyweight Tee
Heavy, soft, lived-in feel
- Softer faded black — closer to a darkroom print than a fresh inkjet.
- Garment-dyed for texture and weight.
- From $36.95
FAQ
What is your Return Policy?
If I sent you a lemon — wrong size, bad print, damaged in transit — I fix it immediately. Nothing needs returning. I'd rather you were out shooting than standing in line at the post office.
What size would fit me best?
We have a detailed size chart on every product page—check that first.
Sizing varies between product types: our Classic Tees run true to standard US sizing, Premium Tees (Comfort Colors) run boxier and slightly larger, and hoodies follow standard US sizing which tends generous.
When in doubt, compare measurements to a garment you already own and love.
All products are ultra-soft, pre-shrunk, and designed to be comfortable whether you're hauling gear in the field or stuck in a long editing session.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes — I ship to Canada, Australia, the UK, New Zealand, and most countries worldwide. Everything is printed and shipped from the USA. International delivery runs 5–28 business days, depending on where you are and how customs is feeling that day.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?
Once your order ships you'll get a tracking email, so you can follow the parcel all the way to your door.
What materials are your products made of?
Two shirts.
The Classic Tee — lightweight ringspun cotton, true to standard US sizing. The
Heavyweight Tee — garment-dyed, heavier fabric, broken-in feel from day one; runs slightly boxier.
Both made with US-grown cotton, printed to order in the USA. Full measurements are on every product page — when in doubt, compare against a shirt you already own and love.
